1 00:01:08,234 --> 00:01:09,792 How much is it so far? 2 00:01:10,303 --> 00:01:11,861 $8 and 25 cents. 3 00:01:12,038 --> 00:01:13,562 OK. 4 00:01:17,043 --> 00:01:19,034 - How much? - $11.30. 5 00:01:19,546 --> 00:01:22,014 - How much is the meat? - $ 3.05. 6 00:01:22,482 --> 00:01:24,916 I'll leave it. I only have $11.50. 7 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:26,780 But it's $ 11.30. 8 00:01:27,053 --> 00:01:29,544 But I need to get matches. How much are the matches? 9 00:01:30,356 --> 00:01:31,584 $ 1.20. 10 00:01:31,791 --> 00:01:35,227 I don't have enough. Sorry, but I need the matches. 11 00:01:35,462 --> 00:01:39,626 - I've already rung up the meat. - Can you take the detergent out? 12 00:01:39,799 --> 00:01:41,767 I've rung up the detergent too. 13 00:01:42,969 --> 00:01:46,268 - I need to get the matches. - What do I do? 14 00:01:48,975 --> 00:01:50,670 And... I need... 15 00:01:54,314 --> 00:01:56,578 - What was it? - I will have to open it. 16 00:01:57,750 --> 00:02:00,810 - What's the matter? - I didn't know the meat... 17 00:02:00,987 --> 00:02:03,547 - was so expensive. - How much do you have? 18 00:02:04,491 --> 00:02:05,890 I have $ 11.50. 19 00:02:06,359 --> 00:02:07,917 But it's only $ 11.30. 20 00:02:08,194 --> 00:02:11,061 But I need to get the matches and they're not in there yet. 21 00:02:12,031 --> 00:02:13,828 - How much are the matches? - $1.20. 22 00:02:21,174 --> 00:02:22,732 What are you leaving out? 23 00:02:23,543 --> 00:02:25,374 How much is the detergent? 24 00:02:26,479 --> 00:02:27,741 $ 1.15. 25 00:02:29,015 --> 00:02:30,448 And the sponge? 26 00:02:31,818 --> 00:02:33,445 It's 40 cents. 27 00:02:40,093 --> 00:02:41,321 So? 28 00:02:42,295 --> 00:02:44,559 Ok, you can leave the meat out. 29 00:02:51,871 --> 00:02:53,338 $ .45. 30 00:02:56,376 --> 00:02:58,173 I dropped my coin there. 31 00:03:02,215 --> 00:03:03,807 - Here. - Thanks. 32 00:03:47,126 --> 00:03:51,062 THE MAN WHO COPIED 33 00:04:25,598 --> 00:04:27,190 My name is André. 34 00:04:27,500 --> 00:04:30,901 It was my father's name. It was he who chose mine. 35 00:04:31,070 --> 00:04:34,471 My mom called me Zinho. But my father always called me André. 36 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:37,505 Later he gave up and started calling me Zinho too. 37 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:42,411 I live in Porto Alegre, in the south of Brasil. 38 00:04:42,782 --> 00:04:46,218 I live on this street, Presidente Roosevelt Ave. 39 00:04:48,521 --> 00:04:50,853 Roosevelt was a president of the U.S. 40 00:04:51,024 --> 00:04:52,821 He was married to his cousin. 41 00:04:53,493 --> 00:04:55,893 He invented the Roosevelt Doctrine. 42 00:04:56,062 --> 00:04:57,893 But I had no time to read about that. 43 00:04:58,364 --> 00:05:02,130 I don't know what a doctrine is, I think it's a bunch of rules. 44 00:05:02,402 --> 00:05:05,667 It sounds like an old lady's name. Granny Doctrine. 45 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:10,437 From my bedroom window I see a club, the Gondoliers. 46 00:05:10,910 --> 00:05:13,071 There's a gondola on its roof. 47 00:05:13,246 --> 00:05:15,339 I don't know if there ever were gondolas here. 48 00:05:16,349 --> 00:05:20,251 I work in this shop. I'm a photocopier operator. 49 00:05:21,487 --> 00:05:24,479 When the machineJams you remove the paper. 50 00:05:24,824 --> 00:05:26,724 And throw away the copy. 51 00:05:28,594 --> 00:05:34,533 Usually you only have to press these two buttons: Start, stop. 52 00:05:35,068 --> 00:05:38,834 I should stop or the Blob will catch me through his mirror. 53 00:05:39,138 --> 00:05:41,572 He says the mirror is for our safety. 54 00:05:41,741 --> 00:05:43,504 The Blob thinks I'm a sucker. 55 00:05:43,976 --> 00:05:47,309 Considering what he pays me, I guess he's right. 56 00:05:47,647 --> 00:05:49,808 The Blob's name is Mr. Gomide. 57 00:05:51,117 --> 00:05:53,551 Mrs. Blob is called Maria. 58 00:05:53,753 --> 00:05:56,449 She comes to the shop to look at magazines and get money. 59 00:05:56,622 --> 00:05:59,352 Little Blob's name is Rodrigo. Or Diogo. 60 00:05:59,559 --> 00:06:01,959 They call him Guigo. 61 00:06:02,261 --> 00:06:04,525 He likes the light in the paper cabinet. 62 00:06:04,697 --> 00:06:05,857 Don't. 63 00:06:06,065 --> 00:06:07,396 This is important too. 64 00:06:07,567 --> 00:06:10,468 - Leave him, André! - The paper must be very dry. 65 00:06:10,737 --> 00:06:13,865 Or it gets stuck together, Mrs. Gomide. 66 00:06:14,073 --> 00:06:15,836 Get the boy out of here, Maria. 67 00:06:16,509 --> 00:06:19,137 Come Guigo, don't touch that! 68 00:06:19,345 --> 00:06:21,711 Good, Mrs. Blob, off you go. 69 00:06:21,881 --> 00:06:23,781 - I'm going. - Bye, little blob. 70 00:06:35,061 --> 00:06:37,894 When the paper runs out, you open the drawer... 71 00:06:38,097 --> 00:06:39,724 and put in the paper. 72 00:06:40,066 --> 00:06:42,261 First you loosen the paper. 73 00:06:42,468 --> 00:06:45,926 Hold, fold, loosen. 74 00:06:46,672 --> 00:06:48,230 Once more. 75 00:06:48,674 --> 00:06:51,234 Then you put the paper here and close the drawer. 76 00:06:51,911 --> 00:06:54,277 Then you choose lighter or darker. 77 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:56,710 It's best to leave it in the center. 78 00:06:56,883 --> 00:06:58,714 Right, Blob. In the center. 79 00:06:59,118 --> 00:07:02,645 You tell her how many copies. You put the original here. 80 00:07:02,989 --> 00:07:04,889 If it's a book, you hold it. 81 00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:09,354 When you press this button you are saying: Go ahead, baby. 82 00:07:09,595 --> 00:07:10,994 And off she goes. 83 00:07:16,903 --> 00:07:18,962 This light is the best part. 84 00:07:21,174 --> 00:07:24,871 OK. Now you know all you need to know to do what I do. 85 00:07:25,545 --> 00:07:27,706 Photocopier operator. 86 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:29,908 Big shit. 87 00:07:30,283 --> 00:07:34,515 That's what I tell girls if they ask me. Only if they ask me. 88 00:07:34,687 --> 00:07:37,247 - So what do you do? - Me? 89 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:39,789 I'm a photocopier operator. 90 00:07:40,493 --> 00:07:41,926 What's that? 91 00:07:42,228 --> 00:07:44,526 I operate a photocopying machine. 92 00:07:44,897 --> 00:07:46,797 Like... Xerox? 93 00:07:47,266 --> 00:07:49,063 Yes, but it's another brand. 94 00:07:50,102 --> 00:07:52,570 You make photocopies in a firm? 95 00:07:52,805 --> 00:07:55,035 No, no. In a shop. 96 00:07:56,843 --> 00:07:58,037 Cool. 97 00:07:58,945 --> 00:08:03,609 Very cool. Start, stop, the paper with the light, the drawer... 98 00:08:03,783 --> 00:08:07,981 button in the center, how many copies, and go ahead, baby. 99 00:08:08,187 --> 00:08:10,781 How many brain cells do you need to do this? 100 00:08:10,957 --> 00:08:12,652 It sucks. 101 00:08:12,825 --> 00:08:16,158 It's for the money. I work with illustrations. 102 00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:18,695 I've sent some material to a magazine. 103 00:08:18,865 --> 00:08:21,732 "Material". I don't think she bought that one. 104 00:08:22,435 --> 00:08:24,130 Girls are smart. 105 00:08:38,184 --> 00:08:40,175 When I'm not working, I stay home drawing. 106 00:08:40,686 --> 00:08:44,281 It's fun because it's useless, except as a pick up line. 107 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:48,585 But it's never worked yet. Girls are very smart. 108 00:08:48,794 --> 00:08:51,820 Girls can tell a photocopier operator in seconds. 109 00:08:52,331 --> 00:08:55,494 No girl dreams of spending her life with a photocopier operator. 110 00:08:56,168 --> 00:08:58,659 Or traveling with a photocopier operator... 111 00:08:59,305 --> 00:09:02,001 having children with a photocopier operator. 112 00:09:05,044 --> 00:09:08,639 At least I have never met a girl who dreamt of that. 113 00:09:12,685 --> 00:09:14,346 She's not home yet. 114 00:09:14,620 --> 00:09:17,919 She lives with her father. I think it's her father, must be. 115 00:09:19,625 --> 00:09:22,958 By the look of their furniture, they can't have much money. 116 00:09:23,863 --> 00:09:26,559 But her father works, he has a uniform. 117 00:09:26,933 --> 00:09:30,061 His shirt has those things on the shoulders with buttons. 118 00:09:30,836 --> 00:09:32,394 Maybe he's a cop. 119 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:35,040 Or a public health agent, who kills mosquitoes. 120 00:09:36,242 --> 00:09:38,403 Maybe he's a public health agent. 121 00:09:40,346 --> 00:09:41,574 She's arrived. 122 00:09:42,982 --> 00:09:44,142 Beautiful. 123 00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:48,049 She goes straight to her room, I think she eats out. 124 00:09:48,454 --> 00:09:50,786 Sometimes she gets something in the kitchen. 125 00:09:50,957 --> 00:09:52,925 Only sometimes, almost never. 126 00:09:53,092 --> 00:09:55,993 She always arrives after 11 and goes to her room. 127 00:09:56,596 --> 00:10:00,088 I think she goes to night classes, she carries books with her. 128 00:10:00,866 --> 00:10:04,962 Her window is covered with paper, but for a small gap. 129 00:10:05,204 --> 00:10:06,933 There are 3 stickers on the window. 130 00:10:07,106 --> 00:10:09,904 A smiling face, a drawing, dolls. 131 00:10:10,409 --> 00:10:13,105 A piece of paper with 4 dots of glue. 132 00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:15,076 A postcard, maybe. 133 00:10:15,815 --> 00:10:18,409 Sometimes she stops and looks at it. 134 00:10:19,819 --> 00:10:21,446 It must be a photo. 135 00:10:27,526 --> 00:10:31,360 She had blinds, but they rotted away and were taken down. 136 00:10:32,064 --> 00:10:34,294 Venetian blinds must be expensive. 137 00:10:34,700 --> 00:10:37,168 In the wardrobe I can only see clothes. 138 00:10:37,336 --> 00:10:40,999 She has 2 paJamas, tonight she's chosen the white one. 139 00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:43,537 I can only see part of the wardrobe. 140 00:10:43,709 --> 00:10:46,701 She often leaves the door open. It has a mirror. 141 00:10:47,279 --> 00:10:51,579 Depending on the angle of door, I see a different part of the room. 142 00:10:53,819 --> 00:10:55,980 There's a flowery eiderdown on the bed. 143 00:10:56,222 --> 00:10:58,349 A tapestry showing a girl. 144 00:10:58,524 --> 00:11:00,754 A TV, but I only see its glow. 145 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:02,757 She watches movies till late. 146 00:11:03,129 --> 00:11:05,222 A brush with a wooden handle. 147 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:08,695 A teddy bear. A red ladybird. 148 00:11:08,868 --> 00:11:10,802 There is a lamp by the bed. 149 00:11:10,970 --> 00:11:13,063 A small table, a white vase. 150 00:11:16,742 --> 00:11:18,733 That's it. That's all. 151 00:11:20,646 --> 00:11:24,138 I earn two minimum wages, $ 302 a month. 152 00:11:24,383 --> 00:11:27,784 After the discounts, 290. The price of tennis shoes. 153 00:11:28,387 --> 00:11:31,254 I don't spend on transport, I walk to work, I never go out. 154 00:11:31,857 --> 00:11:35,258 My mom buys the food, I pay half the rent. 155 00:11:35,428 --> 00:11:40,297 2 bedrooms and a maid's room, if we had a maid, a very small one. 156 00:11:40,666 --> 00:11:46,161 Living room, bathroom, kitchen, for only $380, including fees. 157 00:11:46,572 --> 00:11:48,039 That leaves me $ 100. 158 00:11:48,207 --> 00:11:51,870 I pay half of the TVinstallments, a 14", remote control. 159 00:11:52,044 --> 00:11:55,172 $ 64, I pay $ 32. 160 00:11:55,948 --> 00:11:57,347 I get left with $ 68. 161 00:11:57,650 --> 00:12:01,950 I spend on silly things: Amagazine, a beer, a pen, clothes. 162 00:12:03,155 --> 00:12:05,521 To buy my binoculars I had to save for one year. 163 00:12:08,127 --> 00:12:09,287 You see the bridge from here. 164 00:12:10,196 --> 00:12:11,993 Every day it lifts to let a ship go through. 165 00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:18,767 It's really fun to be far away and see someone from up close. 166 00:12:21,507 --> 00:12:23,270 Sometimes I read magazines at work. 167 00:12:23,642 --> 00:12:26,839 But mostly I read stuff that photocopy. 168 00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:31,311 I can only read a few lines from each sheet. 169 00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:34,282 Better than nothing. 170 00:12:35,087 --> 00:12:39,956 Shakespeare and Cervantes died on the same day: 23rd of April 1616. 171 00:12:40,326 --> 00:12:42,021 They never even met. 172 00:12:42,328 --> 00:12:44,421 Cervantes was buried in a common grave. 173 00:12:44,697 --> 00:12:47,029 I don't know what common grave means. 174 00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:49,531 What difference does it make? 175 00:12:50,302 --> 00:12:52,702 One of these days there was a Shakespeare poem. 176 00:12:54,006 --> 00:12:56,873 "When I do count the clock that tells the time. 177 00:12:57,042 --> 00:12:59,909 And see the brave day sunk in hideous night." 178 00:13:00,079 --> 00:13:02,513 When I behold the violet past prime. 179 00:13:02,681 --> 00:13:05,047 And sable curls, all silver'd o'er with white. 180 00:13:05,217 --> 00:13:06,946 When lofty trees I see barren of leaves. 181 00:13:07,119 --> 00:13:10,054 Which erst from heat did canopy the herd. 182 00:13:10,222 --> 00:13:12,884 And summer's green all girded up in sheaves. 183 00:13:13,058 --> 00:13:15,720 Borne on the bier with white and bristly beard. 184 00:13:16,028 --> 00:13:18,394 Then of thy beauty do I question make. 185 00:13:18,564 --> 00:13:20,998 That thou among the wastes of time must go. 186 00:13:21,167 --> 00:13:23,795 Since sweets and beauties do themselves forsake. 187 00:13:23,969 --> 00:13:26,460 "And die as fast as they see others grow. 188 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:29,107 "And nothing 'gainst Time's scythe can make defense." 189 00:13:30,776 --> 00:13:33,506 - The girl's here to get her work. - Thanks. 190 00:13:33,679 --> 00:13:36,477 I didn't get it. I didn't even read the last line. 191 00:13:36,916 --> 00:13:38,907 I don't know what bristly means. 192 00:13:39,251 --> 00:13:42,812 I haven't mentioned Marinez. She'd gone out to pay a bill. 193 00:13:43,189 --> 00:13:47,956 She sells magazines, pencils, erasers, glue. 194 00:13:48,761 --> 00:13:53,892 Hot. She knows she's hot. She wears really tight pants. 195 00:13:54,066 --> 00:13:56,933 I have to lie down to put them on. 196 00:13:57,303 --> 00:14:01,034 I imagined the scene, her lying down, legs up... 197 00:14:01,207 --> 00:14:03,072 trying to fit into those tight pants. 198 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:06,744 I'd better not imagine it, I'm way out of her league. 199 00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:10,846 She had a German boyfriend, he wrote to her twice. 200 00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:13,849 He's German but he lives in Der Haagen, Holland. 201 00:14:14,053 --> 00:14:17,045 Der Haagen means "The Hague". 202 00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:18,584 Hay? 203 00:14:19,091 --> 00:14:23,494 Hague. The name of the town, in Holland, where he lives. 204 00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:26,187 It would be like "the Brasilia". 205 00:14:27,466 --> 00:14:28,797 Get it? 206 00:14:28,968 --> 00:14:31,493 The Hague. Der Haagen. 207 00:14:32,571 --> 00:14:33,902 Oh. 208 00:14:34,173 --> 00:14:36,471 I said "oh" to stop the conversation. 209 00:14:36,642 --> 00:14:39,873 A poor father is destiny. But a poor husband is stupidity. 210 00:14:40,579 --> 00:14:42,570 She's hot and a philosopher too. 211 00:14:42,748 --> 00:14:44,113 Poverty is... 212 00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:46,518 either destiny or stupidity. 213 00:14:47,052 --> 00:14:48,519 Right. 214 00:14:50,256 --> 00:14:53,714 Destiny or stupidity. In my case, a bit of both. 215 00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:58,290 My father left when I was 4. This is the destiny part. 216 00:14:59,064 --> 00:15:01,294 I was watching cartoons on TV. 217 00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:04,867 The set was a house cut in half so you could see inside it. 218 00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:07,435 I saw a book cover like that. 219 00:15:07,706 --> 00:15:10,368 Will you keep my mail for me? 220 00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:18,712 He didn't get many letters, it was mostly bills and Junk mail. 221 00:15:19,151 --> 00:15:21,449 I kept everything in a shirt box. 222 00:15:21,620 --> 00:15:24,453 When it got too small I put it all in a shoebox. 223 00:15:24,690 --> 00:15:28,990 Then in 3 boxes, split into bills, ads and letters. 224 00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:33,360 One day I was talking to my fat schoolmate Mairoldi. 225 00:15:33,532 --> 00:15:37,093 I said I didn't think my dad would come back. 226 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,837 I don't think my dad will come back. 227 00:15:40,239 --> 00:15:42,139 - Did he go on a trip? - Yes. 228 00:15:42,408 --> 00:15:44,308 - When? - 7 years ago. 229 00:15:47,212 --> 00:15:49,442 He started laughing, a lot. 230 00:15:58,524 --> 00:16:02,255 He went blind on one eye. That's the stupid part. 231 00:16:05,164 --> 00:16:08,133 That was my last day at school. I got thrown out. 232 00:16:09,368 --> 00:16:11,461 I didn't want to go anymore either. 233 00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:20,267 While my mom watches soaps on TVI stay in my room, drawing. 234 00:16:20,846 --> 00:16:23,474 One-Eyed Zack lives with Granny Doctrine. 235 00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:26,277 "You have to pay attention in class." 236 00:16:26,552 --> 00:16:29,282 "Pay attention to what the teachers say." 237 00:16:29,455 --> 00:16:32,015 "If you don't understand something, ask!" 238 00:16:32,558 --> 00:16:37,962 "Pedro Alvares Cabral discovered Brazil on April 22nd 1500." 239 00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:39,490 Why? 240 00:16:40,699 --> 00:16:42,633 Duh... 241 00:16:43,902 --> 00:16:47,429 My mom drags her slippers from the bathroom to the kitchen. 242 00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:51,204 She opens the cupboard, gets a glass, closes the cupboard... 243 00:16:51,377 --> 00:16:54,437 opens the fridge, gets the water bottle, closes the fridge... 244 00:16:54,613 --> 00:16:56,581 fills the glass, only haltway... 245 00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:59,647 opens the fridge, puts the bottle away, gets the glass... 246 00:16:59,818 --> 00:17:02,719 opens the filter, fills the glass... 247 00:17:02,888 --> 00:17:05,413 drags her slippers from the kitchen to the bedroom and says: 248 00:17:05,591 --> 00:17:08,992 "Goodnight, son, I'm going to bed. TVmakes me so sleepy..." 249 00:17:09,194 --> 00:17:12,686 Goodnight, son. I'm going to bed. TV makes me so sleepy... 250 00:17:12,998 --> 00:17:14,590 Goodnight, mom. 251 00:17:18,637 --> 00:17:20,935 Then I go to the kitchen, get something from the fridge... 252 00:17:21,106 --> 00:17:24,701 and go to the living room. I turn the TVand watch a bit of everything. 253 00:17:26,478 --> 00:17:28,605 I like it better with the sound off. 254 00:17:29,081 --> 00:17:31,572 It's like a fire, or a lit up aquarium. 255 00:17:31,917 --> 00:17:33,908 Only the light and the movement. 256 00:17:36,522 --> 00:17:38,490 At 11 I get the binoculars. 257 00:17:38,657 --> 00:17:40,716 A lot of people are still awake. 258 00:17:42,461 --> 00:17:44,395 One thing I've found from watching the neighbors... 259 00:17:44,563 --> 00:17:46,895 is that fat people go to bed late. 260 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,500 I don't know why, it's statistics. 261 00:17:49,668 --> 00:17:53,661 Among the last people to go to bed there is at least one fat person. 262 00:17:57,209 --> 00:17:59,473 I'd like to know what music he listens to. 263 00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:07,377 I've discovered another important thing. 264 00:18:07,653 --> 00:18:09,416 If you want to see something with binoculars... 265 00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:11,783 you can't switch between windows. 266 00:18:12,057 --> 00:18:15,220 You have to stay on one window and wait. It's like fishing. 267 00:18:32,478 --> 00:18:35,345 The most I've seen was her in undies and bra. 268 00:18:35,514 --> 00:18:37,072 SheJust passed. 269 00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:40,176 I had been waiting for nearly one hour and she passed. 270 00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:44,621 I think it lasted about... 2 seconds. 271 00:18:46,091 --> 00:18:47,217 It was worth it. 272 00:18:57,669 --> 00:19:00,103 When yourJob doesn't require you to think... 273 00:19:00,272 --> 00:19:02,900 you use the time to think about other things. 274 00:19:05,277 --> 00:19:09,008 When I worked as a bagger at a supermarket... 275 00:19:09,181 --> 00:19:11,149 all I thought of was becoming famous. 276 00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:13,644 I imagined being a famous footballer. 277 00:19:13,952 --> 00:19:18,116 I imagined scoring brilliant, decisive goals. 278 00:19:18,557 --> 00:19:20,616 In one of them I dribbled the back and kicked. 279 00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:22,123 Right into the net. 280 00:19:22,294 --> 00:19:24,854 Another one was a header, at the end of the match. 281 00:19:25,030 --> 00:19:26,930 I also liked one where I caught it with the chest... 282 00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:30,193 and kicked, no chance for the goalie. 283 00:19:30,469 --> 00:19:32,664 Then I ran with arms open... 284 00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:37,002 44 minutes into the second half, the crowd going wild. 285 00:19:38,310 --> 00:19:43,407 It's cool to run with open arms, you almost fall. 286 00:19:43,582 --> 00:19:46,551 While at the same time you feel like hugging everybody. 287 00:19:46,718 --> 00:19:50,051 I never saw myselfJumping and punching the air like Pelé. 288 00:19:50,222 --> 00:19:51,780 It only worked with Pelé. 289 00:19:51,957 --> 00:19:54,084 If anyone else did it he'd look like a queer. 290 00:20:00,098 --> 00:20:02,123 Can you take the oil can from over the fruit? 291 00:20:02,768 --> 00:20:06,636 - Sorry? - Too heavy, it will bruise the fruit. 292 00:20:06,838 --> 00:20:09,398 - Put it in the box. - Sorry. 293 00:20:10,008 --> 00:20:12,636 Or the fruit will get all bruised. 294 00:20:12,811 --> 00:20:16,144 - I've said I'm sorry. - No need to be angry. 295 00:20:16,348 --> 00:20:20,307 I only asked you to take the can from over the fruit. 296 00:20:20,485 --> 00:20:23,682 But I've put the can here, what more must I do? 297 00:20:23,855 --> 00:20:25,447 - What's the problem? - This boy. 298 00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:28,488 I've asked him to take the can from over the fruit... 299 00:20:28,660 --> 00:20:32,118 - and he got stroppy. - I said I'm sorry. 300 00:20:32,297 --> 00:20:35,289 Please excuse us, he is a bit cranky. 301 00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:37,634 Don't worry, it won't happen again. 302 00:20:40,272 --> 00:20:45,107 Here I earn the same and I don't have to do any heavy work. 303 00:20:46,511 --> 00:20:48,536 I don't think about being famous anymore. 304 00:20:48,714 --> 00:20:50,739 Now I think about making money. 305 00:20:51,783 --> 00:20:52,875 Lots of money. 306 00:20:53,051 --> 00:20:54,951 It's wonderful! 307 00:20:55,887 --> 00:20:58,651 Look at this bed, full of cushions! 308 00:20:59,024 --> 00:21:02,357 I love this thing over the bed. 309 00:21:02,527 --> 00:21:03,960 Dossal. 310 00:21:04,796 --> 00:21:05,888 Dosser? 311 00:21:06,064 --> 00:21:09,556 No, Dossal. It's the name of this thing, dossal. 312 00:21:13,905 --> 00:21:16,601 When I see these rich in magazines, I think... 313 00:21:16,775 --> 00:21:20,176 the really rich wouldn't be showing off in a magazine. 314 00:21:21,913 --> 00:21:23,642 The first time I saw Silvia... 315 00:21:23,815 --> 00:21:26,147 she was in paJamas, having breakfast. 316 00:21:26,318 --> 00:21:28,650 She was eating a cookie. 317 00:21:28,820 --> 00:21:31,345 She dipped the cookie in the coffee and ate it. 318 00:21:37,195 --> 00:21:38,822 I fell in love. 319 00:21:43,535 --> 00:21:45,560 I started to watch Silvia's place every day. 320 00:21:45,837 --> 00:21:48,806 I knew what time she woke up and got back home. 321 00:21:49,374 --> 00:21:51,842 One day I decided to find out where she worked. 322 00:21:53,078 --> 00:21:57,208 There are people who never go out. It's called panic syndrome. 323 00:21:57,649 --> 00:21:59,708 I think it was in a student's essay. 324 00:22:01,219 --> 00:22:04,017 They stay home because they can't leave the house. 325 00:22:06,758 --> 00:22:08,817 The problem is you end up growing old. 326 00:22:10,896 --> 00:22:12,693 It's best to face the streets. 327 00:22:17,235 --> 00:22:19,396 I waited in front of her building. 328 00:22:20,005 --> 00:22:22,269 It's called Saint Cecilia. 329 00:22:23,608 --> 00:22:28,511 The Romans cooked St. Cecilia in a room but she didn't die. 330 00:22:29,247 --> 00:22:32,739 Then they ran out of fun things to do and chopped her head off. 331 00:22:47,866 --> 00:22:51,768 She came out, holding books. She was wearing her red coat. 332 00:22:51,970 --> 00:22:54,495 But her tights were blue, matching her skirt. 333 00:22:55,140 --> 00:22:56,937 I think she was late. 334 00:22:57,242 --> 00:22:59,836 I had to run too to be able to get on the same bus. 335 00:23:04,750 --> 00:23:08,447 She went to the front of the bus. I sat in the back. 336 00:23:12,090 --> 00:23:14,456 She didn't see me, she was reading a book. 337 00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:24,031 A person will never think she is being followed... 338 00:23:24,202 --> 00:23:27,262 if you are in front of her. I saw it in a movie. 339 00:23:38,784 --> 00:23:41,810 She went into a shop that was still closed. 340 00:23:42,087 --> 00:23:43,816 I think she works there. 341 00:23:44,055 --> 00:23:47,650 Silvia's. I still didn't know it was a coincidence. 342 00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:50,794 I waited a while in front of the shop. 343 00:23:51,029 --> 00:23:54,021 A coffee costs as much as a bus ticket, but I can walk back. 344 00:24:00,038 --> 00:24:03,565 I read that a guy who drew some puppets on the wall became rich. 345 00:24:03,742 --> 00:24:05,733 But he died soon afterwards. 346 00:24:07,212 --> 00:24:11,171 You work your whole life to leave money to who knows whom. 347 00:24:11,349 --> 00:24:13,749 He didn't even have time to have a kid. 348 00:24:14,352 --> 00:24:19,346 The idea is to get rich fast, as fast as possible, and take off. 349 00:24:21,193 --> 00:24:22,717 The problem is: How? 350 00:24:28,233 --> 00:24:31,600 I sent a story of One-Eyed Zack and Granny Doctrine to a magazine. 351 00:24:31,770 --> 00:24:34,534 You can't do only what you want. 352 00:24:34,773 --> 00:24:36,934 You have to do something that will get you rich! 353 00:24:37,342 --> 00:24:39,537 - Why? - Because, without money... 354 00:24:39,711 --> 00:24:41,576 you can't do anything you want! 355 00:24:42,781 --> 00:24:46,376 They never answered. Then I sent one with a letter. 356 00:24:46,551 --> 00:24:48,314 I asked for an answer or to get my story back... 357 00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:51,320 as other magazines were interested. 358 00:24:52,858 --> 00:24:56,760 When I finish paying for the TV, I'll have $ 45 left every month. 359 00:24:57,295 --> 00:25:00,059 If I don't spend any of it, in 10 years I'll buy a used car. 360 00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:03,227 It's easier to buy a gun. 361 00:25:03,401 --> 00:25:07,303 Andre, if you buy $50 of pot, you can resell it for $100, 150... 362 00:25:07,939 --> 00:25:09,964 It depends on the state of the sucker. 363 00:25:10,408 --> 00:25:12,342 I once sold a guy $ 10 of pot... 364 00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:16,003 mixed with lots of dried parsley for $ 100. 365 00:25:16,214 --> 00:25:18,705 The guy loved it, he wanted more. 366 00:25:19,284 --> 00:25:21,878 I tried it. It tasted like pizza. 367 00:25:22,888 --> 00:25:26,153 Man, with $500 you can buy cooler clothes and sell cocaine. 368 00:25:26,958 --> 00:25:28,823 Coke is great business! 369 00:25:29,060 --> 00:25:31,255 Specially if you have a deal with the police. 370 00:25:32,097 --> 00:25:34,622 You're wasting time at that shop. 371 00:25:35,066 --> 00:25:36,363 Maybe. 372 00:25:37,269 --> 00:25:40,568 But I don't fancy going toJail. Like he did, many times. 373 00:25:41,306 --> 00:25:43,934 Feitosa is crazy, he carries a gun. 374 00:25:44,142 --> 00:25:45,734 He says I'm a wimp. 375 00:25:45,911 --> 00:25:47,538 A sucker and a wimp. 376 00:25:47,712 --> 00:25:49,646 - From here it's OK. - Let's go up. 377 00:25:49,814 --> 00:25:52,282 - No. It's OK here. - I'm going up. 378 00:26:04,362 --> 00:26:06,227 You're such a wimp, Andre. 379 00:26:06,398 --> 00:26:08,263 Hey, you! Get down! 380 00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:09,760 Wimp! 381 00:26:10,936 --> 00:26:12,335 Hey! Stop! Stop! 382 00:26:12,504 --> 00:26:14,836 We'll jump off the bridge. 383 00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:16,166 Come back here! 384 00:26:16,341 --> 00:26:20,243 I can get you a gun for $300! Or $500, if you want a pistol! 385 00:26:21,646 --> 00:26:24,376 With a gun I could rob someone and get money. 386 00:26:24,849 --> 00:26:26,840 But that wouldn't solve the problem. 387 00:26:27,986 --> 00:26:31,752 Unless I robbed someone with lots of money, so I'd only have to rob once. 388 00:26:33,558 --> 00:26:37,585 When you start robbing every day, you end up getting caught. 389 00:26:38,863 --> 00:26:40,694 The best is to rob a bank. 390 00:26:42,934 --> 00:26:44,799 From my window I see a bank. 391 00:26:45,203 --> 00:26:47,763 Before working at the shop I stayed home a lot. 392 00:26:47,939 --> 00:26:52,239 I knew the bank's schedule, which days the armored van came. 393 00:26:52,844 --> 00:26:54,539 How much money is there in one of those bags? 394 00:27:32,651 --> 00:27:33,879 Good morning. 395 00:27:34,285 --> 00:27:35,946 Can I help you? 396 00:27:36,588 --> 00:27:38,920 No, thanks, just browsing. 397 00:27:39,357 --> 00:27:42,326 If you need anything, just let me know. 398 00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:43,959 Thank you. 399 00:27:45,730 --> 00:27:48,722 Maybe she works in the stockroom, the office, or something. 400 00:27:50,335 --> 00:27:54,169 Would her boss leave her in the back and this one out here? 401 00:27:54,439 --> 00:27:56,805 This one wears too much perfume. 402 00:27:57,175 --> 00:27:59,143 Or maybe this one owns the shop. 403 00:27:59,778 --> 00:28:02,508 - I wonder if she wears perfume? - Have you been helped? 404 00:28:03,181 --> 00:28:04,808 No! 405 00:28:05,617 --> 00:28:08,017 - Can I help you? - Yes. 406 00:28:09,087 --> 00:28:12,056 - Is it a present for your girlfriend? - No, it's for me. 407 00:28:12,824 --> 00:28:14,348 For my mother. 408 00:28:16,294 --> 00:28:17,886 A nightgown, a robe? 409 00:28:18,329 --> 00:28:20,422 - Is it a birthday present? - Yes. Maybe. 410 00:28:21,933 --> 00:28:25,767 Look, this robe here is a very good deal, $ 38. 411 00:28:26,538 --> 00:28:28,506 Look how nice it is. 412 00:28:29,340 --> 00:28:30,807 Yes, nice. 413 00:28:31,843 --> 00:28:33,401 What's your name? 414 00:28:33,578 --> 00:28:35,307 - Silvia. - Oh, Silvia? 415 00:28:36,147 --> 00:28:38,172 No, I'm not the shop owner. 416 00:28:38,650 --> 00:28:40,811 When I started here it was already called Silvia's. 417 00:28:40,985 --> 00:28:42,976 - Oh, it was a coincidence. - Yes. 418 00:28:43,388 --> 00:28:47,222 OK, I'll have another look around, maybe I'll come back. 419 00:28:47,425 --> 00:28:50,451 - But this robe's nice. - Would you like to see a nightgown? 420 00:28:50,628 --> 00:28:52,220 No, It's all right. 421 00:28:52,897 --> 00:28:55,127 You can pay with 2 post-dated checks. 422 00:28:55,300 --> 00:28:56,995 - Can I? - Yes. 423 00:28:57,168 --> 00:28:59,864 Maybe I'll come back. Thank you. 424 00:29:01,272 --> 00:29:02,330 Thank you. 425 00:29:04,008 --> 00:29:04,997 "Thank you". 426 00:29:06,244 --> 00:29:10,738 She said that as she folded the robe, it was an automatic thing. 427 00:29:12,016 --> 00:29:13,313 $ 38... 428 00:29:13,651 --> 00:29:16,051 She must earn 10%% commission, $ 3.80. 429 00:29:16,588 --> 00:29:21,218 If she sells 10 things per day at about that price: $ 38. 430 00:29:21,593 --> 00:29:23,424 Per month, $38 times 30... 431 00:29:23,862 --> 00:29:26,660 But it's not times 30, Sundays don't count. 432 00:29:26,831 --> 00:29:28,526 Let's leave it at $ 500. 433 00:29:28,833 --> 00:29:30,994 But she probably doesn't sell 10 things a day. 434 00:29:31,169 --> 00:29:33,831 And maybe other things are cheaper than this robe. 435 00:29:34,005 --> 00:29:37,270 Things like panties or t-shirts. 436 00:29:37,442 --> 00:29:39,239 - Marinez? - Yes? 437 00:29:39,611 --> 00:29:41,636 How much do panties cost? 438 00:29:41,846 --> 00:29:43,575 I don't know, I don't wear them. 439 00:29:44,015 --> 00:29:46,381 - Why? - Nothing, just curious. 440 00:29:47,919 --> 00:29:49,443 I know... 441 00:29:49,821 --> 00:29:52,881 Let's say she makes $400. On top of her salary. 442 00:29:53,057 --> 00:29:55,287 It must be like mine, 200 and something... 443 00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:59,161 600 and something per month. Not too bad. 444 00:30:00,098 --> 00:30:02,328 - Marinez? - What? 445 00:30:02,534 --> 00:30:05,935 I have some tickets for a bar opening. Do you want one? 446 00:30:07,672 --> 00:30:09,139 What bar is that? 447 00:30:09,307 --> 00:30:11,104 It belongs to a friend of mine. 448 00:30:11,276 --> 00:30:14,404 It's called "Mama Grave". You get 2 beers with that. 449 00:30:14,579 --> 00:30:16,240 Can I bring a friend? 450 00:30:17,315 --> 00:30:19,146 OK, I'll get you 2 tickets. 451 00:30:19,317 --> 00:30:21,751 - And who are you taking? - I don't know yet. 452 00:30:23,922 --> 00:30:25,253 It didn't work out with Marinez. 453 00:30:26,457 --> 00:30:28,357 I didn't want to take her anyway. 454 00:30:36,067 --> 00:30:37,193 Silvia? 455 00:30:38,436 --> 00:30:40,563 - Hi. - Do you remember me? 456 00:30:41,272 --> 00:30:43,399 I was here looking for a present for my mother. 457 00:30:44,609 --> 00:30:46,440 Oh. Did you find one? 458 00:30:46,945 --> 00:30:51,143 Yes. But I should have bought the robe. 459 00:30:51,449 --> 00:30:53,542 - Have you sold it? - No. Do you want to see it? 460 00:30:53,718 --> 00:30:57,051 No, I just wanted to know if you still had it. 461 00:30:57,655 --> 00:31:00,055 - I do. - OK, so if I decide to buy it... 462 00:31:00,225 --> 00:31:02,853 - I'll come back. - OK. 463 00:31:08,867 --> 00:31:09,891 Silvia? 464 00:31:11,302 --> 00:31:12,496 Do you like beer? 465 00:31:13,905 --> 00:31:15,566 - Beer? - Yes. 466 00:31:18,209 --> 00:31:19,676 Not so much. Why? 467 00:31:21,646 --> 00:31:23,876 No. No reason, just curious. 468 00:31:25,884 --> 00:31:28,682 So I'll get going, OK? My lunchtime is over. 469 00:31:34,058 --> 00:31:35,650 Do you like beer? 470 00:31:36,594 --> 00:31:37,993 Silvia? 471 00:31:38,763 --> 00:31:39,957 Do you like beer? 472 00:31:40,565 --> 00:31:43,830 Beer? I love beer. 473 00:31:53,378 --> 00:31:54,504 Darling! 474 00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:57,370 How are you? 475 00:31:57,582 --> 00:32:00,574 Cardoso, this is Andre, he got us the tickets. 476 00:32:00,752 --> 00:32:03,050 Nice to meet you. Cardoso, at your service. 477 00:32:03,221 --> 00:32:04,483 How's it going? 478 00:32:04,656 --> 00:32:07,181 Look, I'll get my first beer, OK? Excuse me. 479 00:32:10,128 --> 00:32:13,097 - Interesting place. - Yeah. 480 00:32:14,198 --> 00:32:15,961 But I don't like these metal tables. 481 00:32:16,134 --> 00:32:18,364 Once I put a glass of whisky on one of these... 482 00:32:18,536 --> 00:32:20,834 and it started to move by itself, because the table was wet. 483 00:32:21,005 --> 00:32:23,667 It happens at home too, on the counter of the kitchen. 484 00:32:24,042 --> 00:32:27,341 It's a physical phenomenon, attrition... 485 00:32:27,578 --> 00:32:31,446 Then the glass started moving. 486 00:32:31,916 --> 00:32:36,478 I thought like, man, I'm so drunk. And I was really... 487 00:32:36,654 --> 00:32:38,315 - What? - Drunk. But not that drunk. 488 00:32:38,489 --> 00:32:41,822 The glass was moving by itself. So it fell on the floor. 489 00:32:41,993 --> 00:32:44,791 It's a sad thing to see whisky all over the floor. 490 00:32:45,930 --> 00:32:47,625 Hey, there's a free table there. 491 00:32:48,866 --> 00:32:53,166 I don't like these tables. And the name neither, "Mama Grave". 492 00:32:53,504 --> 00:32:56,530 They love giving English names to bars. 493 00:32:59,944 --> 00:33:01,969 - What do you do? - Me? 494 00:33:02,714 --> 00:33:04,545 I'm a photocopier operator. 495 00:33:04,849 --> 00:33:07,340 - Oh, at the shop with Marinez. - That's right. 496 00:33:08,252 --> 00:33:10,812 - What about you? - I work with antiques. 497 00:33:10,989 --> 00:33:12,616 Furniture, china... 498 00:33:13,091 --> 00:33:16,492 Sorry to ask, but do you have to wear a tie to work? 499 00:33:17,261 --> 00:33:18,558 No. 500 00:33:21,299 --> 00:33:23,563 Listen, you and Marinez... 501 00:33:23,868 --> 00:33:27,167 - Hot, isn't she? - Oh my God, oh my God! 502 00:33:28,006 --> 00:33:32,375 - You two... - We only work together. That's all. 503 00:33:35,146 --> 00:33:38,240 - And you? - I'll check her out. 504 00:33:38,683 --> 00:33:39,672 I'll check her out. 505 00:33:40,251 --> 00:33:42,845 She's hot, you have to play it cool. 506 00:33:43,021 --> 00:33:45,512 A hot babe like that, guys dribbling all over her... 507 00:33:45,690 --> 00:33:48,887 You have to give her a hard time. You'll see. 508 00:33:49,060 --> 00:33:53,963 Hi! I've brought 3 glasses, the next beer is yours. 509 00:33:54,132 --> 00:33:55,861 - Will you help me? - I only have one left... 510 00:33:56,034 --> 00:33:58,002 I drank one before you got here. 511 00:34:01,305 --> 00:34:04,797 I'd like to make a toast to this meeting and... 512 00:34:05,309 --> 00:34:08,005 - Well, I'm no good with words. - It's OK. 513 00:34:08,179 --> 00:34:09,806 - Cheers. - Cheers. 514 00:34:13,584 --> 00:34:17,247 My cellphone battery's run out. I have to call a girl friend... 515 00:34:23,728 --> 00:34:25,457 He's cool, Cardoso. 516 00:34:25,797 --> 00:34:27,992 But his perfume is horrible, did you smell it? 517 00:34:28,166 --> 00:34:29,963 And he's a lot shorter than me. 518 00:34:32,370 --> 00:34:35,498 - And did you see his tie? - Yes, the tie is something. 519 00:34:36,674 --> 00:34:38,039 Let's dance. Come on. 520 00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:24,818 Will you put it on that table for me? 521 00:35:47,145 --> 00:35:49,306 He thinks he's Mr. Cool. 522 00:35:50,214 --> 00:35:52,580 - Who? - Cardoso. 523 00:35:53,384 --> 00:35:55,978 Have you seen his shoes? 524 00:35:56,587 --> 00:35:58,248 They've been resoled. 525 00:35:58,422 --> 00:36:02,415 The soles are totally different from the rest of the shoes. 526 00:36:02,593 --> 00:36:04,151 No, I haven't noticed. 527 00:36:04,695 --> 00:36:06,219 Let's sit down. 528 00:36:09,033 --> 00:36:12,594 - Now the beer has gone flat. - Oh, it probably has. 529 00:36:14,205 --> 00:36:15,968 OK, I'll go get a beer. 530 00:36:22,046 --> 00:36:23,411 Oh, and your friend? 531 00:36:24,348 --> 00:36:25,576 What friend? 532 00:36:25,750 --> 00:36:28,310 - Weren't you calling a friend? - Yeah! Well, she's sick. 533 00:36:29,620 --> 00:36:33,215 - It could be better, this place. - I think it's cool. 534 00:36:33,958 --> 00:36:38,122 Yes. I don't feel so much like dancing tonight, you know? 535 00:36:38,296 --> 00:36:40,628 Well, I'm going to bop till I drop tonight! 536 00:36:41,265 --> 00:36:43,699 Usually I dance til late too, I love it. 537 00:36:44,001 --> 00:36:45,525 But tonight, I don't know... 538 00:36:46,237 --> 00:36:50,230 I bought a CD collection. The Rock "Greistest Richards"... 539 00:36:50,508 --> 00:36:53,238 - What? - "The Rock Grei"... 540 00:36:53,511 --> 00:36:55,274 "Rock Greist"..."Rich"... 541 00:36:55,780 --> 00:36:59,375 There's... really cool stuff, like Elton John... 542 00:36:59,750 --> 00:37:02,947 - There's BB King, Chuck Berry... - Chuck Berry? 543 00:37:03,354 --> 00:37:05,322 - Chuck Berry. - Has it got "My ding-a-ling"? 544 00:37:06,357 --> 00:37:07,654 "My ding-a-ling"? 545 00:37:14,799 --> 00:37:16,733 - Probably... - I love that song. 546 00:37:16,968 --> 00:37:20,233 I'm sure. It's 4 CDs, in a really cool box. 547 00:37:20,404 --> 00:37:22,895 We could go by my place later, I'll show you. 548 00:37:23,407 --> 00:37:25,375 OK. I'll come with you later. 549 00:37:26,310 --> 00:37:29,973 Great, it'll be nice, it'll be fantastic! 550 00:37:30,147 --> 00:37:31,944 Now, let me tell you something. 551 00:37:32,583 --> 00:37:35,814 - I won't go to bed with you. - What? 552 00:37:36,187 --> 00:37:38,655 We're not going to have sex, Cardoso. 553 00:37:39,590 --> 00:37:43,424 - You never know that, do you? - You don't get it. I know. 554 00:37:43,794 --> 00:37:45,421 First of all, you smoke. 555 00:37:45,596 --> 00:37:47,826 It's not because of the smoke, or the cancer... 556 00:37:47,999 --> 00:37:50,695 it's the taste I hate. 557 00:37:51,902 --> 00:37:54,132 I was thinking of quitting. 558 00:37:54,405 --> 00:37:56,635 And you're poor, just like me. 559 00:37:57,208 --> 00:38:01,304 It's not personal, but I won't get horny. 560 00:38:01,479 --> 00:38:03,037 Not enough to fuck you. 561 00:38:05,416 --> 00:38:06,781 I got it. 562 00:38:07,285 --> 00:38:08,877 You only fuck rich guys, then? 563 00:38:09,053 --> 00:38:11,920 No, not really, but I haven't met the guy yet. 564 00:38:12,123 --> 00:38:14,921 - I'm a virgin. - What? 565 00:38:15,493 --> 00:38:18,155 But you don't have to believe it. Nobody does anyway. 566 00:38:18,329 --> 00:38:19,762 Let's dance? 567 00:38:28,172 --> 00:38:30,663 - You mean, you never... - No. 568 00:38:31,409 --> 00:38:33,206 - Nothing, ever? - No, no. 569 00:38:33,544 --> 00:38:35,671 But I've done all the rest of it. 570 00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:39,743 I never fucked. But I've done everything, you know? 571 00:38:39,917 --> 00:38:41,851 But not fucking, not really. 572 00:38:42,820 --> 00:38:45,311 I'll only fuck the guy who changes my life. 573 00:38:45,856 --> 00:38:51,055 Or a real gorgeous hunk, like a movie star... 574 00:38:52,697 --> 00:38:55,598 Really romantic, funny... 575 00:38:56,300 --> 00:38:57,858 sexy... 576 00:38:58,769 --> 00:39:04,139 One who makes me forget everything and turns me into a lovesick fool. 577 00:39:06,210 --> 00:39:09,941 Sorry to be so honest, Cardoso, but you're not him. 578 00:39:14,719 --> 00:39:18,348 - But don't you feel like it? - Of course I do! 579 00:39:20,124 --> 00:39:21,648 So, what do you...? 580 00:39:21,826 --> 00:39:23,851 - The same as you. - What? 581 00:39:24,061 --> 00:39:25,892 I masturbate! 582 00:39:33,137 --> 00:39:35,765 I had my beer and they were still dancing. 583 00:39:36,240 --> 00:39:37,935 It was 10 to 11. 584 00:39:39,543 --> 00:39:41,408 I got on the bus, she was there. 585 00:39:46,217 --> 00:39:49,744 The bus was almost empty, I couldn't sit next to her. 586 00:39:50,855 --> 00:39:53,415 If I sat in the back, she wouldn't see me. 587 00:40:00,297 --> 00:40:02,094 I glanced back and then again... 588 00:40:02,266 --> 00:40:05,463 as if I'd taken a few seconds to realize it was her. 589 00:40:05,669 --> 00:40:08,001 Hi. Do you remember me? 590 00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:10,429 I guess so. 591 00:40:11,175 --> 00:40:12,767 I went to your shop one day. 592 00:40:16,147 --> 00:40:19,378 Look, I'll come by tomorrow to buy that nightgown. 593 00:40:20,317 --> 00:40:23,184 - Tomorrow is Sunday. - Then I'll come on Monday. 594 00:40:25,256 --> 00:40:28,714 - Wasn't it the robe you wanted? - Yeah, the robe. 595 00:40:29,326 --> 00:40:32,762 If I can't on Monday, I'll come before the weekend. For the robe. 596 00:40:36,934 --> 00:40:39,596 I don't know why I came up with that crap. 597 00:40:40,337 --> 00:40:43,500 I think it was the way she asked that question... 598 00:40:43,674 --> 00:40:47,872 as if she didn't believe I'd pay $ 38 for the robe. 599 00:40:49,013 --> 00:40:51,948 Now I'd have to get $ 38... 600 00:40:52,249 --> 00:40:54,649 or forget that Silvia exists. 601 00:40:56,987 --> 00:40:59,353 But I didn't have $ 38. 602 00:40:59,523 --> 00:41:01,548 I didn't even know how to get them. 603 00:41:02,126 --> 00:41:04,321 Not before the weekend. 604 00:41:05,262 --> 00:41:08,288 The first paper money was made in China, 11 th century. 605 00:41:08,532 --> 00:41:12,024 The emperor decreed that a piece of paper was worth 1 kilo of rice. 606 00:41:12,203 --> 00:41:14,467 Whoever didn't believe it got killed. 607 00:41:15,473 --> 00:41:17,168 I thought of asking the Blob. 608 00:41:17,341 --> 00:41:19,935 I'd have to tell him what the money was for. 609 00:41:20,110 --> 00:41:23,273 I could tell him I had to buy a robe for my mother's birthday. 610 00:41:23,447 --> 00:41:28,146 But he might meet my mother and congratulate her. 611 00:41:28,319 --> 00:41:32,050 Goodnight, son, I'm going to bed. TV makes me so sleepy... 612 00:41:32,256 --> 00:41:33,245 Goodnight, mom. 613 00:41:33,424 --> 00:41:38,020 She would think I was mad, giving her a robe, out of the blue. 614 00:41:38,262 --> 00:41:41,026 It would be better to hide it until her birthday. 615 00:41:45,536 --> 00:41:48,937 I thought of asking Marinez, but it was too humiliating. 616 00:41:49,240 --> 00:41:52,266 How then could I think of her putting on her pants... 617 00:41:52,576 --> 00:41:57,343 legs in the air, no panties, knowing that I owed her $ 38? 618 00:41:58,616 --> 00:42:02,143 And she probably wouldn't have $ 38 either. 619 00:42:07,525 --> 00:42:08,890 I thought of asking Feitosa. 620 00:42:09,660 --> 00:42:12,652 He wouldn't lend me, but he might give me some pot to sell. 621 00:42:12,830 --> 00:42:14,491 Wimp! 622 00:42:15,132 --> 00:42:19,796 I'd mix it with parsley and sell to a sucker for twice the price. 623 00:42:20,671 --> 00:42:24,266 But I don't know any suckers who'd buy parsley for pot. 624 00:42:25,209 --> 00:42:26,972 That's when I thought of Cardoso. 625 00:42:27,878 --> 00:42:30,813 He had money, he might want some pot... 626 00:42:30,981 --> 00:42:33,609 or he might lend me $ 38 until the end of the month. 627 00:42:34,151 --> 00:42:37,245 Marinez? Can you make money with antiques? 628 00:42:37,454 --> 00:42:43,290 A dress worn by Marilyn was sold for US$ 1.267 million. 629 00:42:43,627 --> 00:42:45,993 A new one, exactly like it, must cost around US$ 500. 630 00:42:47,932 --> 00:42:51,629 Cardoso wears a tie, he has a cellphone, he drinks whisky. 631 00:42:51,802 --> 00:42:54,202 He must have $ 38 to lend me. 632 00:42:54,371 --> 00:42:57,932 It was the best plan to get $38 that I could make in a few hours. 633 00:43:06,984 --> 00:43:08,952 Excuse me, do you know Cardoso? 634 00:43:09,787 --> 00:43:11,118 In the back. 635 00:43:23,601 --> 00:43:26,069 - Cardoso? - Just a minute, please. 636 00:43:30,908 --> 00:43:31,932 Do you remember me? 637 00:43:35,446 --> 00:43:38,813 No, sorry. I quit smoking, I can't remember a thing. 638 00:43:38,983 --> 00:43:42,009 We met at Mama Grave, I'm a friend of Marinez's. 639 00:43:42,186 --> 00:43:43,881 You work with her, right? 640 00:43:44,054 --> 00:43:46,045 - Yes, I work... - Hi, how are you? 641 00:43:46,223 --> 00:43:47,918 You told me you worked... 642 00:43:49,426 --> 00:43:50,484 What? 643 00:43:50,761 --> 00:43:53,025 You told me you worked with antiques... 644 00:43:53,197 --> 00:43:54,824 So? 645 00:43:55,099 --> 00:43:56,691 Do you see anything new here? 646 00:43:57,201 --> 00:43:59,192 No, but I thought you had money. 647 00:43:59,937 --> 00:44:02,167 But why did you think that? 648 00:44:02,506 --> 00:44:05,805 Because you were flaunting it that night. 649 00:44:05,976 --> 00:44:08,206 So? A stunning babe like that... 650 00:44:08,379 --> 00:44:12,372 What would I tell her? I work in a place that sells old junk? 651 00:44:12,750 --> 00:44:16,413 You too, making out to be some... operator of... 652 00:44:16,620 --> 00:44:18,554 Right, photocopier! 653 00:44:18,722 --> 00:44:23,284 Photocopier... You'rejust the xerox boy, I know. 654 00:44:23,927 --> 00:44:27,886 OK, but it's better than showing off in a shirt and tie. 655 00:44:30,501 --> 00:44:32,264 I know what you want. 656 00:44:32,503 --> 00:44:34,835 You fancy her, so you came for an explanation. 657 00:44:35,005 --> 00:44:37,132 Me? Marinez? No, not me! 658 00:44:37,441 --> 00:44:39,170 Why are getting in my way, then? 659 00:44:39,309 --> 00:44:42,073 I'm not. It was you with that antique bullshit. 660 00:44:42,613 --> 00:44:45,514 It's only normal: Giving the chick some attention. 661 00:44:45,683 --> 00:44:49,642 Have you never tried to chat up a girl with this operator bull? 662 00:44:49,820 --> 00:44:51,720 Yeah. I have. 663 00:44:55,959 --> 00:44:57,324 So, what do you want? 664 00:44:57,761 --> 00:44:59,388 I wanted to... I... 665 00:45:01,031 --> 00:45:03,329 Do you want to go for a coffee? 666 00:45:04,668 --> 00:45:05,862 Yes, but... 667 00:45:08,205 --> 00:45:10,571 - Are you paying? - Oh no, I have no money. 668 00:45:11,141 --> 00:45:14,804 Oh, then. Why don't we leave it for another time? 669 00:45:14,978 --> 00:45:17,640 I've quit smoking. Smoking is a drag! Coffee... 670 00:45:17,815 --> 00:45:19,680 I quit yesterday. When did I say it was? 671 00:45:19,950 --> 00:45:22,384 - Today. - Today? No, it was yesterday. 672 00:45:22,553 --> 00:45:24,077 Not one since yesterday. 673 00:45:24,321 --> 00:45:26,687 Smoking? No, no more. 674 00:45:26,857 --> 00:45:28,984 It's tough, coffee reminds you of smoking. 675 00:45:29,159 --> 00:45:32,026 But I can't stop doing everything I like because I quit smoking. 676 00:45:32,196 --> 00:45:36,690 Like, I like to smoke after... you know? I love it! 677 00:45:36,867 --> 00:45:39,062 The girl says: Let's make love. 678 00:45:39,236 --> 00:45:42,467 "No, sorry, if I make love to you I'll feel like smoking." 679 00:45:42,873 --> 00:45:45,899 What's your problem? Two coffees, please. 680 00:45:48,145 --> 00:45:50,306 I need $ 38. 681 00:45:50,981 --> 00:45:54,542 Is that why you've come to see me, to borrow money? 682 00:45:54,885 --> 00:45:56,443 I thought you had money. 683 00:45:56,620 --> 00:46:00,056 $ 38? No way. 684 00:46:01,325 --> 00:46:03,919 OK. Alright, I'll find a way. 685 00:46:04,461 --> 00:46:06,019 What do you need the money for? 686 00:46:06,196 --> 00:46:07,720 To buy a robe. 687 00:46:08,332 --> 00:46:10,698 - A robe? - Yes, a chenille robe. 688 00:46:12,169 --> 00:46:14,865 Sorry, don't get me wrong, but who's it for? 689 00:46:15,205 --> 00:46:17,503 - For my mom. - Is it her birthday? 690 00:46:17,708 --> 00:46:18,868 Kind of. 691 00:46:20,978 --> 00:46:22,104 $ 10. 692 00:46:23,914 --> 00:46:26,007 No. It has to be the robe. 693 00:46:26,183 --> 00:46:28,174 What is it? Mothers love angels! 694 00:46:28,352 --> 00:46:32,345 They prefer angels to robes. Grandmothers like robes. 695 00:46:32,556 --> 00:46:36,048 - I need $ 38. - You don't give up, do you? 696 00:46:36,226 --> 00:46:39,127 Come on, get the angel, just $ 10, you pay later... 697 00:46:39,730 --> 00:46:40,890 What angel is that? 698 00:46:41,064 --> 00:46:44,363 Does it have a sword? Then it's a guardian angel. 699 00:46:45,602 --> 00:46:47,126 I liked the angel. 700 00:46:48,572 --> 00:46:51,166 I made a wish: $ 38. 701 00:46:52,075 --> 00:46:53,667 I need $ 38. 702 00:47:00,751 --> 00:47:03,151 - What's this? - A color photocopier. 703 00:47:03,420 --> 00:47:04,944 Now you'll have to wear a smock. 704 00:47:06,089 --> 00:47:08,182 This one's more complicated. 705 00:47:08,358 --> 00:47:11,020 It has lots of controls. 706 00:47:11,195 --> 00:47:13,186 To protect your clothes. It looks more professional. 707 00:47:13,363 --> 00:47:16,799 The smock is horrible: Hot, it pinches my neck. 708 00:47:17,134 --> 00:47:18,692 But the machine is great. 709 00:47:18,869 --> 00:47:20,700 It can even make money. 710 00:47:21,572 --> 00:47:23,062 $ 38. 711 00:47:23,874 --> 00:47:25,899 I could copy a $ 50 bill. 712 00:47:26,476 --> 00:47:29,536 If I had a $ 50 bill I wouldn't need to copy it. 713 00:47:30,514 --> 00:47:34,314 I can borrow. Not the money, Just the banknote. Yes... 714 00:47:35,118 --> 00:47:38,053 Once Mairoldi lent me a bill of 10 at school. 715 00:47:38,522 --> 00:47:41,685 My mom gave me two bills of 5 to pay him back. 716 00:47:41,992 --> 00:47:44,392 He lent me one bill of 10, a blue one! 717 00:47:44,561 --> 00:47:47,086 I won't give him back 2 old red bills! 718 00:47:47,731 --> 00:47:50,700 5 plus 5 makes 10! 719 00:47:51,001 --> 00:47:53,196 What do they teach you in maths? 720 00:47:54,004 --> 00:47:55,995 I don't want to go to school! 721 00:47:56,240 --> 00:47:58,174 I'll explain it to Mrs. Bristly. 722 00:48:00,677 --> 00:48:03,043 No! Not Mrs. Bristly! 723 00:48:03,780 --> 00:48:05,179 I don't want to go to school. 724 00:48:05,482 --> 00:48:07,245 My mother took me to school. 725 00:48:07,551 --> 00:48:09,712 She gave Mairoldi the 2 bills. 726 00:48:10,420 --> 00:48:12,183 The money he owed you. 727 00:48:13,557 --> 00:48:14,649 OK. 728 00:48:14,858 --> 00:48:16,519 Didn't I tell you? 729 00:48:17,928 --> 00:48:19,759 Mairoldi is an idiot. 730 00:48:20,564 --> 00:48:23,465 Will you pay this for me tomorrow, before coming to the shop? 731 00:48:24,868 --> 00:48:26,199 Sure. 732 00:48:26,370 --> 00:48:28,099 And let's go, it's already 5 past 6. 733 00:48:31,575 --> 00:48:33,304 - Mr. Gomide? - Yes. 734 00:48:34,278 --> 00:48:37,611 If you don't mind me closing, I could stay later. 735 00:48:37,781 --> 00:48:40,147 To learn to use the machine, read the manual. 736 00:48:40,817 --> 00:48:42,580 Come in early tomorrow. 737 00:48:42,853 --> 00:48:45,447 But I have to go pay your bill. 738 00:48:47,057 --> 00:48:48,490 What's this? 739 00:48:48,692 --> 00:48:50,592 It's an angel. For my mother. 740 00:48:50,861 --> 00:48:52,021 Birthday? 741 00:48:52,195 --> 00:48:54,789 No. But I thought she'd like it. It's a guardian angel. 742 00:48:55,232 --> 00:48:58,201 This is the angel Gabriel. Look at the sword. 743 00:48:58,835 --> 00:49:02,771 - Is it? She'll like it anyway. - Sure she will. 744 00:49:03,540 --> 00:49:05,064 You can close the shop. 745 00:49:05,342 --> 00:49:07,276 Just don't stay too late. 746 00:49:07,444 --> 00:49:10,413 Last week our neighbors were robbed. Be careful. 747 00:49:10,814 --> 00:49:12,338 Sure, don't worry. 748 00:49:25,195 --> 00:49:28,028 I looked for paper that looked like banknote paper. 749 00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:35,201 The biggest difficulty is that you have to print on both sides. 750 00:49:35,372 --> 00:49:38,205 And it's hard to make it right, one note on top of the other. 751 00:49:40,610 --> 00:49:42,441 It took me about 5 hours to do it. 752 00:49:43,714 --> 00:49:46,342 I managed to make a bill that looked very similar to real money. 753 00:50:07,070 --> 00:50:10,437 But if you looked carefully, you'd soon notice it was a copy. 754 00:50:12,576 --> 00:50:16,307 I can't pay Silvia with a fake. She can get into trouble. 755 00:50:16,780 --> 00:50:20,978 Or I could be arrested in her shop, and then it's all over. 756 00:50:22,152 --> 00:50:26,179 I have to change the money. The problem is where to change it. 757 00:51:33,090 --> 00:51:35,558 Boy? 758 00:51:37,060 --> 00:51:38,254 Your receipt. 759 00:52:09,726 --> 00:52:12,695 I think it was the angel who made me give the real note. 760 00:52:13,230 --> 00:52:16,097 A bank is the worst place in the world to try to change this money. 761 00:52:21,338 --> 00:52:23,067 I could try this bar. 762 00:52:23,373 --> 00:52:26,206 I won't screw the guy, he's as broke as me. 763 00:52:26,409 --> 00:52:30,072 And they don't like to break a 50. What if he decides to check it? 764 00:52:30,814 --> 00:52:34,477 LOTTERIES 765 00:52:41,958 --> 00:52:45,018 Here the money goes to one register. It all gets mixed quickly. 766 00:52:45,295 --> 00:52:46,762 Everyone's in a hurry. 767 00:52:47,264 --> 00:52:49,755 And there's no proof that I gave them that bill. 768 00:52:50,767 --> 00:52:54,464 I can make a $ 9 bet and take $ 41 change, real money. 769 00:53:01,711 --> 00:53:06,705 I must ask her something, to distract her attention. 770 00:53:07,417 --> 00:53:09,180 I've done that with a doorman. 771 00:53:10,053 --> 00:53:13,386 "What's the date today? Do you know what the prize is?" 772 00:53:13,723 --> 00:53:15,418 "How much is a bet on 6 numbers?" 773 00:53:15,892 --> 00:53:17,985 "$9? Wasn't it $8? It's gone up?" 774 00:53:18,228 --> 00:53:20,059 - Are you into angels? - Sorry? 775 00:53:20,497 --> 00:53:23,159 I bought this for my mother's birthday. 776 00:53:23,333 --> 00:53:25,233 It's meant to be a guardian angel. 777 00:53:25,402 --> 00:53:27,302 But my boss said it's St. Gabriel. 778 00:53:28,004 --> 00:53:31,337 I don't know much about angels. I think it's an archangel. 779 00:53:31,775 --> 00:53:33,037 It's St. Michael. 780 00:53:33,376 --> 00:53:37,073 - What's the difference? - The armor! It's St. Michael. 781 00:53:37,314 --> 00:53:39,908 - Oh, I see. - Your mother will like it. 782 00:53:41,785 --> 00:53:43,116 Thank you. 783 00:53:47,224 --> 00:53:53,686 "Guardian angel, meek and mild, look on me, your little child." 784 00:53:53,930 --> 00:53:56,694 "Bless me now, the day is done." 785 00:53:56,900 --> 00:53:58,265 "Amen." 786 00:54:21,658 --> 00:54:22,852 Hi. 787 00:54:23,026 --> 00:54:24,050 Hi. 788 00:54:24,227 --> 00:54:26,752 I'm here to buy the robe. The robe. 789 00:54:27,464 --> 00:54:28,863 Oh, for your mother! 790 00:54:29,065 --> 00:54:31,590 I have it in two colors. I'll show you. 791 00:54:33,370 --> 00:54:36,897 We have new nightgowns in, a little more expensive. 792 00:54:37,073 --> 00:54:39,871 - Would you like to see? - I think I prefer the robe. 793 00:54:41,244 --> 00:54:44,736 It was this one you saw, right? 794 00:54:45,515 --> 00:54:48,279 It comes in two colors: Blue and violet, which do you prefer? 795 00:54:49,119 --> 00:54:50,984 Which do you think is prettier? 796 00:54:51,755 --> 00:54:54,656 I think I prefer the violet one. 797 00:54:55,158 --> 00:54:56,682 OK, I'll get that one then. 798 00:54:58,228 --> 00:55:00,219 Are you sure you don't want to look at anything else? 799 00:55:00,563 --> 00:55:02,997 No, thanks, I think that's it for today. 800 00:55:04,701 --> 00:55:06,862 - Will you pay cash? - How much is it? 801 00:55:07,504 --> 00:55:08,698 It's $ 38. 802 00:55:09,572 --> 00:55:10,766 I think I'll pay cash. 803 00:55:11,174 --> 00:55:14,234 You can pay at the cash desk, I'll wrap it for you. 804 00:55:14,778 --> 00:55:16,575 OK, thanks. 805 00:55:25,522 --> 00:55:27,285 It's pretty. 806 00:55:28,391 --> 00:55:31,019 If you want to exchange it, just bring the receipt. 807 00:55:32,362 --> 00:55:34,853 - Thank you. - You're welcome. Thank you. 808 00:55:40,303 --> 00:55:42,430 You're welcome. Thank you. 809 00:55:43,273 --> 00:55:45,366 You're welcome. Thank you. 810 00:55:46,443 --> 00:55:49,844 That one was completely different. 811 00:55:50,413 --> 00:55:52,779 She said "thank you" looking into my eyes. 812 00:55:52,949 --> 00:55:55,884 She looked at me and said you. 813 00:55:56,453 --> 00:55:59,547 - But the best was 'you're welcome". - You're welcome. 814 00:56:00,623 --> 00:56:02,750 Welcome to a lot of money. 815 00:56:03,059 --> 00:56:05,823 Welcome to a lot of things you could buy with that money. 816 00:56:06,496 --> 00:56:10,023 Welcome to how you'll be treated after buying lots of things. 817 00:56:10,533 --> 00:56:14,367 And now welcome to a sucker welcoming a lot of things. 818 00:56:53,076 --> 00:56:54,771 Could you pass me the salt? 819 00:56:55,645 --> 00:56:57,112 - Hi! - Hi. 820 00:56:57,313 --> 00:56:58,712 Thanks. 821 00:57:01,818 --> 00:57:03,809 Do you always have lunch here? 822 00:57:03,987 --> 00:57:05,420 Often. 823 00:57:05,955 --> 00:57:08,856 - It's good. Cheap. - It's clean. 824 00:57:09,092 --> 00:57:11,583 I used to eat in a place near here that was dirty. 825 00:57:12,195 --> 00:57:15,323 The weigh and pay? It's disgusting! 826 00:57:15,498 --> 00:57:16,624 And expensive. 827 00:57:16,800 --> 00:57:18,995 Once I was helping myself to bean stew. 828 00:57:19,169 --> 00:57:20,659 And I saw a wasp floating in it. 829 00:57:20,837 --> 00:57:24,603 - A wasp? - A wasp, a bug, you know? 830 00:57:24,774 --> 00:57:26,207 I complained and the guy said... 831 00:57:26,376 --> 00:57:28,207 "It fell in, what do you want me to do?" 832 00:57:28,378 --> 00:57:31,404 I said: "To replace the bean stew." 833 00:57:31,648 --> 00:57:35,277 He took the ladle, fished the wasp from the stew... 834 00:57:35,452 --> 00:57:37,750 threw it in the sink and put the ladle back. 835 00:57:37,921 --> 00:57:39,286 He didn't even wash it! 836 00:57:39,422 --> 00:57:43,290 You could see that dust they leave floating by the sausage. 837 00:57:43,660 --> 00:57:44,752 I see. 838 00:57:44,961 --> 00:57:48,055 Imagine if I ate it? It could be poisonous. 839 00:57:48,231 --> 00:57:51,758 I don't think they are, not these city bugs. 840 00:57:52,302 --> 00:57:55,032 Yeah, but... Christ, in the beans! 841 00:57:55,371 --> 00:57:56,804 Right, in the beans is too much. 842 00:57:56,973 --> 00:58:00,739 Can you imagine that gunge in your mouth? 843 00:58:15,425 --> 00:58:17,416 Do you work near here? 844 00:58:18,328 --> 00:58:19,852 Kind of. 845 00:58:22,432 --> 00:58:24,195 What do you do? 846 00:58:27,270 --> 00:58:31,400 I... I do illustrations. I draw. 847 00:58:34,677 --> 00:58:35,939 That's cool. 848 00:58:42,051 --> 00:58:44,281 - Well... - Yeah. I've finished too. 849 00:58:45,054 --> 00:58:46,521 I have to go back. 850 00:58:55,465 --> 00:58:58,730 - Are you going that way? - No, that way. Would you like one? 851 00:59:00,003 --> 00:59:02,801 No, thanks. I'm not too crazy about figs. 852 00:59:03,406 --> 00:59:04,930 - Bye. - Bye. 853 00:59:09,746 --> 00:59:12,374 She wears no perfume, she's not crazy about figs... 854 00:59:12,549 --> 00:59:14,312 she hates wasps in beans. 855 00:59:14,484 --> 00:59:16,645 And her eyes twinkle when she smiles. 856 00:59:17,420 --> 00:59:19,445 You can't see any of that through binoculars. 857 00:59:20,223 --> 00:59:23,158 Go on, ask her to come out with us? 858 00:59:23,326 --> 00:59:24,486 I'm broke. 859 00:59:24,661 --> 00:59:28,153 Just to the movies! Then we go to my place, order a pizza... 860 00:59:28,464 --> 00:59:30,489 No, I can't. I have no money. 861 00:59:30,833 --> 00:59:33,666 Just the movies and a pizza. It's less than $15. 862 00:59:33,836 --> 00:59:35,201 I can't, Cardoso. 863 00:59:37,040 --> 00:59:40,271 Man, you really are poor, Jesus Christ! 864 00:59:40,476 --> 00:59:42,341 Have you only just realized? 865 00:59:44,280 --> 00:59:46,180 What's that in your ear? 866 00:59:46,583 --> 00:59:51,350 Oh, it's a seed. Like, it squeezes a spot in the earlobe, you know? 867 00:59:51,521 --> 00:59:52,613 A seed of what? 868 00:59:52,789 --> 00:59:56,816 It doesn't matter. It's to quit smoking. It's "apucuncture". 869 00:59:57,226 --> 00:59:58,955 - No, "acupuncture!" - Yes.