1 00:02:07,836 --> 00:02:10,714 She was Lo. Plain Lo in the morning. 2 00:02:11,673 --> 00:02:13,842 Standing four feet ten in one sock. 3 00:02:15,010 --> 00:02:17,012 She was Lola in slacks. 4 00:02:17,221 --> 00:02:19,223 She was Dolly at school. 5 00:02:20,015 --> 00:02:22,184 She was Dolores on the dotted line. 6 00:02:23,435 --> 00:02:25,854 In my arms, she was always... 7 00:02:26,021 --> 00:02:28,023 ..Lolita. 8 00:02:29,733 --> 00:02:31,735 Light ofmy life. 9 00:02:31,902 --> 00:02:33,904 Fire ofmy loins. 10 00:02:34,071 --> 00:02:35,656 My sin. 11 00:02:35,822 --> 00:02:37,407 My soul. 12 00:02:37,574 --> 00:02:39,576 Lolita. 13 00:02:43,664 --> 00:02:46,667 But there might have been no Lolita at all... 14 00:02:46,834 --> 00:02:48,836 ..had I not first metAnnabel. 15 00:02:56,635 --> 00:02:58,637 We were both 14. 16 00:02:59,638 --> 00:03:03,100 Whatever happens to a boy during the summer he's 14... 17 00:03:03,267 --> 00:03:05,394 ..can mark him for life. 18 00:03:16,613 --> 00:03:18,866 That hotel you see, the Mirana,... 19 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:20,617 ..that belonged to us. 20 00:03:42,723 --> 00:03:44,725 She wanted to be a nurse. 21 00:03:48,270 --> 00:03:50,272 I wanted to be a spy. 22 00:03:54,776 --> 00:03:59,031 All at once we were madly, hopelessly in love. 23 00:04:41,949 --> 00:04:44,368 Four months later, she died oftyphus. 24 00:04:54,378 --> 00:04:57,172 The shock ofher death froze something in me. 25 00:04:57,339 --> 00:04:59,341 The child I loved was gone. 26 00:05:01,552 --> 00:05:03,554 But I kept looking for her... 27 00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:07,516 ..long after I'd left my own childhood behind. 28 00:05:13,647 --> 00:05:15,899 The poison was in the wound, you see. 29 00:05:16,066 --> 00:05:18,068 And the wound wouldn't heal. 30 00:05:29,037 --> 00:05:31,999 I probably should have joined the priesthood. 31 00:05:32,166 --> 00:05:36,587 Instead, I accepted a teaching post at Beardsley College in America. 32 00:05:38,172 --> 00:05:40,841 I had a summer free before the Fall semester. 33 00:05:41,008 --> 00:05:43,886 I thought I'd finish a textbook I was working on. 34 00:05:44,052 --> 00:05:47,264 A survey ofFrench literature for American students. 35 00:05:53,562 --> 00:05:55,564 I took my advance... 36 00:05:55,731 --> 00:06:00,652 ..and went to live at the house offriends of my late uncle's, the McCoos,... 37 00:06:00,819 --> 00:06:03,238 ..in the New England town ofRamsdale. 38 00:06:05,866 --> 00:06:09,119 But on arriving, I found that it was no longer there. 39 00:06:13,832 --> 00:06:15,626 But a friend ofMrs McCoo,... 40 00:06:15,792 --> 00:06:17,878 ..a widow, Mrs Charlotte Haze,... 41 00:06:18,045 --> 00:06:19,838 ..agreed to accommodate me. 42 00:06:29,348 --> 00:06:32,059 - Goddamn dog! 43 00:06:57,793 --> 00:07:00,003 One minute. Something's burnin'. 44 00:07:00,170 --> 00:07:01,630 Lord have mercy! 45 00:07:01,797 --> 00:07:03,799 Mrs Haze'll be down in one. 46 00:07:05,843 --> 00:07:10,389 ls that Professor Humbert, Louise? Tell him I'll be down in one. 47 00:07:10,556 --> 00:07:13,392 She'll be down in one! 48 00:07:20,691 --> 00:07:22,067 Monsieur Humbert. 49 00:07:23,485 --> 00:07:25,153 Uh, yes. 50 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:27,322 Mrs Haze, is it? 51 00:07:28,490 --> 00:07:30,492 Charlotte. 52 00:07:30,659 --> 00:07:33,245 I am so pleased to make your acquaintance. 53 00:07:33,412 --> 00:07:36,832 Frank McCoo told me all about your scholarly pursuits. 54 00:07:39,084 --> 00:07:42,045 I myself just cherish the French tongue. 55 00:07:43,380 --> 00:07:45,382 Um... I wonder, could l... 56 00:07:45,549 --> 00:07:47,384 Mm. Come in. 57 00:07:49,344 --> 00:07:51,555 Harold and l, the late Mr Haze,... 58 00:07:51,722 --> 00:07:53,682 ..we simply adored Mexico. 59 00:07:53,849 --> 00:07:57,102 The whole idea of a culture that sophisticated. 60 00:07:57,269 --> 00:07:59,521 And we think of them as primitive. 61 00:07:59,688 --> 00:08:01,690 I mean, look at us! 62 00:08:02,691 --> 00:08:04,234 Indeed, yes. 63 00:08:04,902 --> 00:08:06,904 Upstairs. 64 00:08:07,070 --> 00:08:09,156 I and Lo have our rooms just there. 65 00:08:10,574 --> 00:08:12,576 And this is your room. 66 00:08:12,743 --> 00:08:14,995 Space for a desk, anything you want. 67 00:08:16,663 --> 00:08:19,666 And at $20 a month, you can't beat the price. 68 00:08:21,126 --> 00:08:23,921 And here's the bathroom. It's a bit of a mess. 69 00:08:33,263 --> 00:08:35,682 And this is the kitchen. 70 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:39,811 Now, if you have any special food needs, you just say. 71 00:08:39,978 --> 00:08:44,566 I don't know if Ramsdale can provide you with foie grass, like you're used to. 72 00:08:44,733 --> 00:08:46,235 What's that? 73 00:08:47,361 --> 00:08:49,821 Uh... timetable. For when I um... 74 00:08:49,988 --> 00:08:54,451 I was hoping I wouldn't have to, but I think I've got to go back to New York. 75 00:08:54,618 --> 00:08:59,623 - Oh, you're not too favourably impressed. - No... There's a Baudelaire conference... 76 00:08:59,790 --> 00:09:04,127 This is not a neat household, but you would be very comfortable here. 77 00:09:04,294 --> 00:09:06,129 Very comfortable indeed. 78 00:09:06,296 --> 00:09:09,341 Don't say no until you've seen the piazza. 79 00:09:09,508 --> 00:09:11,510 Come. 80 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:14,888 Well, I call it the piazza. 81 00:09:16,807 --> 00:09:20,310 It's so much work to keep it healthy and green. 82 00:09:21,520 --> 00:09:23,522 It's a life's work. 83 00:09:25,148 --> 00:09:27,150 That's my Lo. 84 00:09:34,700 --> 00:09:36,702 And these are my lilies. 85 00:09:38,370 --> 00:09:40,372 I love lilies. 86 00:09:40,539 --> 00:09:44,334 - Lily's a nice name, don't you think? - Beautiful. 87 00:10:30,881 --> 00:10:32,883 Beautiful! 88 00:10:33,592 --> 00:10:35,511 How much did you say the room was? 89 00:11:31,984 --> 00:11:33,986 A normal man,... 90 00:11:34,152 --> 00:11:37,114 ..given a group photograph of schoolgirls... 91 00:11:37,281 --> 00:11:41,076 ..and asked to point out the loveliest one,... 92 00:11:41,243 --> 00:11:44,830 ..will not necessarily choose the nymphet among them. 93 00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:49,626 You have to be an artist,... 94 00:11:50,919 --> 00:11:56,175 ..a madman, full ofshame and melancholy and despair,... 95 00:11:56,341 --> 00:12:00,554 ..in order to recognise the little deadly demon among the others. 96 00:12:03,015 --> 00:12:05,017 She stands... 97 00:12:06,518 --> 00:12:09,563 ..unrecognised by them,... 98 00:12:09,730 --> 00:12:13,400 ..unconscious herself of her fantastic power. 99 00:12:17,487 --> 00:12:20,991 - See you later, alligator. - After a while, crocodile! 100 00:12:21,158 --> 00:12:24,411 - Real soon, Daniel Boone. - Get fucked, Daffy Duck. 101 00:12:47,017 --> 00:12:52,981 # Don't know why... there's no sun up in the sky 102 00:12:53,148 --> 00:12:56,235 # Stormy weather 103 00:12:56,693 --> 00:13:01,073 # Since my man and I ain't together... 104 00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:03,242 You woke me up. 105 00:13:04,243 --> 00:13:06,829 - Sorry. 106 00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:12,292 I'll stop. 107 00:14:53,352 --> 00:14:56,230 Dolores! Have you made your bed? 108 00:14:57,231 --> 00:14:59,024 No, I have not made my bed. 109 00:14:59,191 --> 00:15:01,985 I asked you to make your bed, didn't l? 110 00:15:02,152 --> 00:15:04,863 No. You asked me if I'd made my bed. 111 00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:07,741 Make your bed. 112 00:15:09,117 --> 00:15:10,911 - Now! 113 00:15:11,078 --> 00:15:13,163 I long for some terrific disaster. 114 00:15:13,330 --> 00:15:15,290 Earthquake. 115 00:15:15,457 --> 00:15:17,459 Spectacular explosion. 116 00:15:17,626 --> 00:15:19,419 Make your bed! 117 00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:22,548 Her mother instantly eliminated. 118 00:15:24,091 --> 00:15:26,885 Along with everybody else for miles around. 119 00:15:30,013 --> 00:15:32,015 Lolita... 120 00:15:32,182 --> 00:15:34,184 ..in my arms. 121 00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:09,803 I'm sleepy today. 122 00:16:10,762 --> 00:16:12,848 Me too. 123 00:16:14,391 --> 00:16:16,852 Have you been having trouble sleeping? 124 00:16:18,437 --> 00:16:20,689 You can't imagine. 125 00:16:55,766 --> 00:16:57,351 Am I getting a zit? 126 00:16:58,936 --> 00:17:00,938 What? 127 00:17:01,104 --> 00:17:03,106 Do you see a pimple on my chin? 128 00:17:09,404 --> 00:17:12,115 You look absolutely perfect to me. 129 00:17:13,575 --> 00:17:15,744 Wanna see my chin wobble? 130 00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:18,705 OK. 131 00:17:27,798 --> 00:17:29,800 Humbert! 132 00:17:40,394 --> 00:17:41,436 Humbert... 133 00:17:43,146 --> 00:17:45,357 Is she keeping you up? 134 00:17:47,109 --> 00:17:49,111 I beg your pardon? 135 00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:51,029 No! 136 00:17:51,196 --> 00:17:52,531 No. No, I'm... 137 00:17:53,782 --> 00:17:55,784 No. 138 00:17:58,328 --> 00:18:01,081 Well, it's probably just a 24-hour bug. 139 00:18:01,248 --> 00:18:03,667 He was looking forward to meeting you. 140 00:18:03,834 --> 00:18:06,086 Has anybody seen my other sneaker?! 141 00:18:20,017 --> 00:18:22,352 Your breakfast, Professor Humbert. 142 00:18:29,151 --> 00:18:32,029 Don't tell Mother, but I ate all your bacon. 143 00:18:40,496 --> 00:18:43,624 - Dolores, that was Mrs Farlow. - So? 144 00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:47,002 Rose has a temperature and can't go to Hourglass Lake. 145 00:18:47,169 --> 00:18:49,463 - Oh, yeah? - Do not use that tone with me! 146 00:18:49,630 --> 00:18:51,507 Are you ready for church? 147 00:18:51,673 --> 00:18:54,259 I'm not going to that disgusting church. 148 00:18:54,426 --> 00:18:57,471 - Young lady... - No picnic, no church. 149 00:18:57,638 --> 00:19:00,474 That is fine with me. It is your conscience. 150 00:19:00,641 --> 00:19:03,644 I want your room spick-and-span when I get home. 151 00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:06,772 - And wash your hair, young lady. - I did wash it! 152 00:19:06,939 --> 00:19:08,941 - When? - A couple of months ago. 153 00:19:29,795 --> 00:19:31,797 I could be a dancer. 154 00:19:35,092 --> 00:19:37,094 That's a major option. 155 00:19:41,807 --> 00:19:43,809 Cos I do have a natural grace. 156 00:19:45,477 --> 00:19:49,314 - You know. A kind of sad beauty. - Sort of sad is right. 157 00:19:52,192 --> 00:19:54,361 I'd like to see you dance sometime. 158 00:19:54,528 --> 00:19:58,031 Little girls always want to be ballerinas, don't they? 159 00:19:58,198 --> 00:20:00,200 I know I did. 160 00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:03,579 But I was - how should I put it? - a tad too... plump? 161 00:20:03,745 --> 00:20:05,831 - Is that the right word? - Yes. 162 00:20:09,168 --> 00:20:11,170 I'll get more Vouvray. 163 00:20:16,717 --> 00:20:19,803 Make her take us to Hourglass Lake tomorrow. 164 00:20:19,970 --> 00:20:22,264 - Me? - Mm-hm. 165 00:20:22,431 --> 00:20:24,433 She'll do anything you say. 166 00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:26,768 She's getting a thing about you. 167 00:20:37,321 --> 00:20:39,323 Whisper, whisper. 168 00:20:39,489 --> 00:20:41,867 What are you two so cosy about? 169 00:20:42,034 --> 00:20:44,703 Um... Did I ever tell you both that... 170 00:20:45,954 --> 00:20:47,915 ..l was once a... 171 00:20:48,081 --> 00:20:50,083 ..that I was once a... um... 172 00:20:52,169 --> 00:20:55,714 Uh... that l... I was once a cook in the North Pole? 173 00:20:55,881 --> 00:20:58,550 - A cook? - Well, not exactly a cook. 174 00:20:58,675 --> 00:21:00,677 I opened a few cans. 175 00:21:02,596 --> 00:21:06,016 It was a weather expedition. And I shot a polar bear. 176 00:21:06,183 --> 00:21:08,185 - No! - Well, I didn't hit it. 177 00:21:08,352 --> 00:21:11,438 Why shoot a polar bear? That's a lousy thing to do. 178 00:21:11,605 --> 00:21:14,191 Because I found it... 179 00:21:14,358 --> 00:21:17,903 ..with its face - Iisten to this - in the ice-cream mixer. 180 00:21:19,780 --> 00:21:23,116 I couldn't let that pass because we lived off ice cream. 181 00:21:26,787 --> 00:21:28,789 You're out of your gourd, Humpy. 182 00:21:30,415 --> 00:21:32,835 Will you stop fidgeting with the doll? 183 00:21:34,461 --> 00:21:37,172 And now we all think that Lo should go to bed. 184 00:21:37,339 --> 00:21:39,341 Lo? 185 00:21:39,508 --> 00:21:41,510 What do you mean "we", paleface? 186 00:21:42,803 --> 00:21:46,974 So, as I was saying, there I was with my white polar-bear gun... 187 00:21:49,017 --> 00:21:51,687 -..to blend in. 188 00:21:51,854 --> 00:21:53,856 It's for me! 189 00:21:56,191 --> 00:21:57,150 Hello? 190 00:21:57,985 --> 00:22:02,990 - No, I'm sorry. She's busy. - I hope you will forgive her bad manners. 191 00:22:03,156 --> 00:22:05,117 - Now what?! 192 00:22:05,284 --> 00:22:07,828 Look! It's my modern dance creation! 193 00:22:12,541 --> 00:22:15,669 Dolores Haze, turn that music down! 194 00:22:18,297 --> 00:22:22,676 She is a pest. Just slap her hard if she interferes with your meditations. 195 00:22:25,804 --> 00:22:27,222 Psst! 196 00:22:39,902 --> 00:22:41,653 Hum... 197 00:22:41,820 --> 00:22:46,241 Hum, do you know that I have one most ambitious dream? 198 00:22:46,408 --> 00:22:48,744 To get a hold of a real trained maid... 199 00:22:48,911 --> 00:22:52,247 ..like that German girl that the Talbots spoke of... 200 00:22:52,414 --> 00:22:54,416 ..and have her live in the house. 201 00:22:54,583 --> 00:22:56,585 - No room. - Oh, chéri, chéri. 202 00:22:56,752 --> 00:23:00,797 You underestimate the possibilities of our humble household. 203 00:23:00,964 --> 00:23:03,050 We'd put her in Lo's room. 204 00:23:03,217 --> 00:23:06,762 I intended to turn that hole into a guest room anyway. 205 00:23:06,929 --> 00:23:08,931 But where would Lo sleep? 206 00:23:09,097 --> 00:23:12,392 Little Lo does not enter the picture at all. 207 00:23:12,559 --> 00:23:16,522 Little Lo goes straight from camp to a good boarding school... 208 00:23:16,688 --> 00:23:20,651 ..with strict discipline and some sound religious training. 209 00:23:23,779 --> 00:23:25,739 I won't go! 210 00:23:25,906 --> 00:23:30,202 I want all of these name tags sewn on your clothes by tomorrow. 211 00:23:31,745 --> 00:23:33,747 I don't want to go. 212 00:23:33,914 --> 00:23:35,541 I didn't ask your opinion! 213 00:23:35,707 --> 00:23:38,126 I don't want to go and you can't make me. 214 00:23:38,293 --> 00:23:41,463 Look, we all think it's a good idea. 215 00:23:41,630 --> 00:23:46,426 Professor Humbert thinks it's a good idea, I think it's a good idea, and you are going! 216 00:23:49,888 --> 00:23:51,473 Double-crosser! 217 00:23:52,140 --> 00:23:53,851 Ow! 218 00:23:54,810 --> 00:23:58,897 I asked you to put that suitcase in the car an hour ago! 219 00:23:59,106 --> 00:24:02,442 Louise, thank you so much for helping the poor child. 220 00:24:04,862 --> 00:24:09,783 Goddamn it! Dolores, I told you to put this lunch basket in the back seat! 221 00:24:09,950 --> 00:24:12,161 Why always tell me to do everything? 222 00:24:12,327 --> 00:24:14,538 I'm the one that won't be eating it. 223 00:24:14,705 --> 00:24:17,958 Louise! Brussels sprouts and meat loaf for dinner. 224 00:24:18,125 --> 00:24:21,211 - All right. Drive careful. - Thank you. Let's go! 225 00:24:21,378 --> 00:24:23,380 - Bye, my baby. - Bye, Louise. 226 00:24:23,547 --> 00:24:26,049 - You be good. I'm gonna miss you. - Agh! 227 00:24:27,509 --> 00:24:29,511 Dolores! 228 00:24:29,678 --> 00:24:31,805 Let's go! 229 00:24:31,972 --> 00:24:33,765 Speed it up! 230 00:24:33,932 --> 00:24:35,684 Get in the car! 231 00:24:40,647 --> 00:24:43,400 Now what?! That child! 232 00:24:48,530 --> 00:24:51,200 - Louise, maybe tenderloin. - That'd be good. 233 00:25:39,289 --> 00:25:41,291 I'm waiting! 234 00:25:42,125 --> 00:25:45,504 If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times... 235 00:25:45,671 --> 00:25:48,090 ..not to make me wait in the car. 236 00:25:49,299 --> 00:25:52,553 If you weren't going to camp, I would ground you. 237 00:26:16,618 --> 00:26:18,620 Mr Humble! 238 00:26:18,787 --> 00:26:21,665 These damn stairs are gonna be the death of me. 239 00:26:21,832 --> 00:26:23,584 Mr Humble! 240 00:26:24,877 --> 00:26:26,461 Mr Humble! 241 00:26:26,628 --> 00:26:28,630 Mr Humble? 242 00:26:32,676 --> 00:26:34,678 I have something for you. 243 00:26:34,845 --> 00:26:37,014 Oh, yes. 244 00:26:37,181 --> 00:26:40,517 I'm leaving, but I'll be back later. 245 00:26:43,812 --> 00:26:46,398 What the hell he doin' in there? 246 00:26:50,110 --> 00:26:52,321 This is a confession. 247 00:26:52,487 --> 00:26:54,490 I love you. 248 00:26:54,656 --> 00:26:56,992 I'm a passionate and lonely woman... 249 00:26:57,159 --> 00:26:59,161 ..and you are the love ofmy life. 250 00:26:59,328 --> 00:27:01,330 Now you know. 251 00:27:01,497 --> 00:27:03,916 So please, destroy this letter and go. 252 00:27:04,833 --> 00:27:08,420 I shall return by dinner time and you must be gone by then. 253 00:27:10,130 --> 00:27:12,674 You see, chéri, ifl found you at home,... 254 00:27:12,841 --> 00:27:16,345 ..the fact ofyour remaining would mean only one thing. 255 00:27:16,512 --> 00:27:20,682 That you want me as much as I do you, as a lifelong mate,... 256 00:27:20,849 --> 00:27:25,771 ..and that you are ready to link up your life with mine for ever and ever... 257 00:27:25,938 --> 00:27:28,774 ..and be a father to my little girl. 258 00:27:30,984 --> 00:27:35,656 Two weeks later, we were married in a simple ceremony. 259 00:27:35,823 --> 00:27:39,993 Big Haze made sure little Haze was not in attendance. 260 00:27:45,541 --> 00:27:47,543 Mm. This is bliss. 261 00:27:47,709 --> 00:27:50,128 This is heaven on earth. Isn't it, Hump? 262 00:27:50,295 --> 00:27:52,297 Mm. 263 00:27:55,592 --> 00:27:58,095 Are you working on your book? 264 00:27:58,262 --> 00:28:00,264 Yes. 265 00:28:08,272 --> 00:28:10,607 Oh, a secret drawer. What's in there? 266 00:28:12,442 --> 00:28:14,444 Locked-up love letters. 267 00:28:15,946 --> 00:28:17,948 Where's the key? 268 00:28:18,907 --> 00:28:21,201 Hidden. 269 00:28:21,368 --> 00:28:24,538 "I'm in the Mood for Love") 270 00:28:27,958 --> 00:28:31,086 During the six weeks we'd been married,... 271 00:28:31,253 --> 00:28:34,756 ..l successfully avoided most ofmy husbandly duties. 272 00:28:38,218 --> 00:28:42,848 Throughout July, I'd been offering Charlotte various sleeping tablets,... 273 00:28:43,015 --> 00:28:45,184 ..which she gobbled down happily. 274 00:28:45,350 --> 00:28:47,352 She was a great taker ofpills. 275 00:28:49,855 --> 00:28:53,734 # I'm in the mood for love 276 00:28:54,651 --> 00:28:58,280 # Simply because you're near me 277 00:28:59,072 --> 00:29:02,701 # Funny, but when you're near me 278 00:29:03,368 --> 00:29:06,997 # I'm in the mood for love 279 00:29:08,165 --> 00:29:11,752 # Heaven is in your eyes 280 00:29:11,919 --> 00:29:15,506 # Bright as the stars we're under 281 00:29:16,632 --> 00:29:20,135 # Oh, is it any wonder... 282 00:29:20,302 --> 00:29:24,014 The last dose I had tried had knocked her out for four hours. 283 00:29:24,181 --> 00:29:28,227 But that was not enough to guarantee me an undisturbed night. 284 00:29:31,188 --> 00:29:33,190 Hum... 285 00:29:34,024 --> 00:29:36,026 At last! 286 00:29:38,111 --> 00:29:39,488 Mm. 287 00:29:41,615 --> 00:29:43,617 I think I must be immune. 288 00:29:46,745 --> 00:29:49,832 Wh... What would you give me if you wanted to uh... 289 00:29:49,998 --> 00:29:51,750 ..to knock out... 290 00:29:51,917 --> 00:29:53,627 ..say, a cow? 291 00:29:55,254 --> 00:29:58,382 J- Just for... seven or eight hours. 292 00:29:58,549 --> 00:30:00,133 So that... 293 00:30:01,969 --> 00:30:05,305 ..you know, the cow... would stay asleep? 294 00:30:07,808 --> 00:30:11,311 Even if you were tossing and turning next to it. 295 00:30:12,354 --> 00:30:13,981 Well... 296 00:30:14,147 --> 00:30:15,524 Why don't you... 297 00:30:15,691 --> 00:30:17,276 ..try these? 298 00:30:17,442 --> 00:30:19,027 They're new. 299 00:30:20,571 --> 00:30:23,031 My wife takes them and... 300 00:30:23,198 --> 00:30:26,702 ..l don't hear a peep out of her all night long. 301 00:30:28,036 --> 00:30:30,038 Sounds like just the thing. 302 00:30:42,134 --> 00:30:44,136 I'm home! 303 00:30:46,847 --> 00:30:48,432 Hello? 304 00:30:53,645 --> 00:30:55,230 Hello? 305 00:30:56,565 --> 00:30:58,150 Hello? 306 00:31:08,368 --> 00:31:10,370 "The Haze woman." 307 00:31:11,955 --> 00:31:13,957 "The fat cow"? 308 00:31:16,376 --> 00:31:18,378 "The obnoxious mamma"? 309 00:31:21,965 --> 00:31:26,678 Well, the "old stupid Haze woman" is no longer your dupe. 310 00:31:26,845 --> 00:31:29,223 Charlotte! 311 00:31:31,433 --> 00:31:33,894 You're a monster. 312 00:31:34,061 --> 00:31:37,523 - You're a despicable, criminal monster. 313 00:31:37,689 --> 00:31:40,359 - Now... - If you come near me I'll scream! 314 00:31:40,526 --> 00:31:42,611 - Let me just... - Get away from me! 315 00:31:42,778 --> 00:31:44,905 I'm leaving tonight. 316 00:31:45,072 --> 00:31:47,407 You can keep this house. I don't care. 317 00:31:48,867 --> 00:31:53,997 But you will never see that miserable brat ever again. 318 00:31:56,750 --> 00:31:59,503 Now get out of my sight! 319 00:32:17,354 --> 00:32:19,356 Charlotte, you mustn't... 320 00:32:19,523 --> 00:32:21,525 You mustn't ruin our lives. 321 00:32:23,944 --> 00:32:25,946 That's... 322 00:32:26,113 --> 00:32:30,534 That's just... That's just a fragment of... 323 00:32:30,701 --> 00:32:32,828 ..a novel I'm writing. 324 00:32:34,746 --> 00:32:37,082 I used your name on those... 325 00:32:37,249 --> 00:32:39,501 ..just for... convenience. 326 00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:43,922 I'll get us a drink. 327 00:33:00,147 --> 00:33:03,358 A nice stiff drink will clear both our heads. 328 00:33:08,864 --> 00:33:11,283 Charlotte, I made us a nice stiff drink! 329 00:33:13,535 --> 00:33:15,537 Yes? 330 00:33:17,039 --> 00:33:19,041 But that's ridiculous. 331 00:33:19,958 --> 00:33:24,796 There's this man on the phone saying you've been killed, Charlotte. 332 00:33:25,672 --> 00:33:27,049 Charlotte? 333 00:34:08,048 --> 00:34:10,384 I'm... I'm sorry. 334 00:34:15,764 --> 00:34:17,850 Stand back, please. 335 00:34:18,892 --> 00:34:21,019 Where's my wife? 336 00:34:21,854 --> 00:34:25,274 - Are you Mr Humbert? - I am. 337 00:34:27,317 --> 00:34:29,319 She ran right in front of me. 338 00:34:29,486 --> 00:34:31,655 I... I didn't even see her. 339 00:34:35,868 --> 00:34:37,703 Sir? 340 00:34:42,082 --> 00:34:44,084 I'm sorry, sir. 341 00:34:44,251 --> 00:34:46,211 Is this Mrs Humbert? 342 00:34:49,631 --> 00:34:51,175 Sir,... 343 00:34:51,341 --> 00:34:53,385 ..is this Mrs Humbert? 344 00:34:56,471 --> 00:34:58,432 Oh, God... 345 00:34:59,641 --> 00:35:02,895 Oh, God... Oh, God! 346 00:35:15,240 --> 00:35:17,618 She was walking to the mailbox. 347 00:35:18,827 --> 00:35:21,079 She was going to mail these letters. 348 00:35:22,831 --> 00:35:24,416 I'm sorry. 349 00:35:25,542 --> 00:35:27,586 Thank you. 350 00:35:31,256 --> 00:35:33,675 I'll go and... Iie down, officer. 351 00:35:33,884 --> 00:35:36,970 - Will that be all right? - You go right ahead, sir. 352 00:35:37,137 --> 00:35:40,098 I'll just be across in the house if you... 353 00:37:10,022 --> 00:37:12,357 Is that the Enchanted Hunters Hotel? 354 00:37:12,524 --> 00:37:14,526 Yes. This is Mr Humbert. 355 00:37:14,693 --> 00:37:16,653 Tomorrow night. 356 00:37:16,820 --> 00:37:18,822 Just the one night, please. 357 00:37:20,699 --> 00:37:22,701 Yes, a room with twin beds. 358 00:37:22,868 --> 00:37:26,413 For two. Well, one and a half people, really. 359 00:37:26,580 --> 00:37:28,457 It's just for me and my... 360 00:37:28,624 --> 00:37:32,377 ..my short... my small daughter. 361 00:38:10,582 --> 00:38:12,501 She should be here any minute. 362 00:38:13,001 --> 00:38:15,754 I sent Charlie for her over at the barn. 363 00:38:17,798 --> 00:38:20,259 - Who's Charlie? - Come on, come on. 364 00:38:22,302 --> 00:38:26,098 It's such a pleasure to watch our young people make friends. 365 00:38:26,265 --> 00:38:28,976 - So uh... who is this Charlie? - Here she is. 366 00:38:42,614 --> 00:38:44,449 Hi, Dad! 367 00:38:44,616 --> 00:38:47,953 # Hum and Mum, Mum and Hum 368 00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:52,124 # Hum and Mum, Mum and Hum 369 00:38:52,291 --> 00:38:54,710 # Hum and Mum, Mum and Hum... 370 00:38:54,877 --> 00:38:58,547 - How's Mum? - Well... The doctors aren't quite sure. 371 00:38:58,714 --> 00:39:00,966 It's something abdominal. 372 00:39:03,302 --> 00:39:04,803 Abominable? 373 00:39:05,470 --> 00:39:06,972 Abdominal. 374 00:39:12,769 --> 00:39:16,273 She's in a special hospital over in Lepingville. 375 00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:19,109 So... I thought we'd... we'd... 376 00:39:19,276 --> 00:39:21,653 ..go over to Briceland,... 377 00:39:21,820 --> 00:39:25,574 ..spend the night there and... visit the hospital tomorrow. 378 00:39:25,741 --> 00:39:27,576 Or the next day. 379 00:39:32,831 --> 00:39:35,000 So, did you have a good time at camp? 380 00:39:35,167 --> 00:39:36,960 Mm-hm. 381 00:39:38,295 --> 00:39:40,297 You know, I missed you. 382 00:39:40,464 --> 00:39:42,466 I missed you a lot. 383 00:39:42,633 --> 00:39:45,219 Well, I didn't miss you. 384 00:39:45,385 --> 00:39:48,555 In fact, I've been revoltingly unfaithful to you. 385 00:39:48,722 --> 00:39:52,226 But so what? Cos you don't care about me any more anyway. 386 00:39:52,392 --> 00:39:55,395 Why do you think I don't care about you? 387 00:39:55,562 --> 00:39:58,607 Well, you haven't kissed me yet, have you? 388 00:40:26,969 --> 00:40:28,428 Oh! 389 00:40:29,638 --> 00:40:33,183 - Uh, I'm sorry, officer. - See a blue sedan, same make as yours? 390 00:40:33,350 --> 00:40:38,313 - They might have passed you at the turn. - Blue sedan? No, I don't think... agh! 391 00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:42,317 - We didn't see a blue sedan. - No, I don't think we did. 392 00:40:42,484 --> 00:40:45,904 Are you sure it was blue? I saw one that was more purple. 393 00:40:46,071 --> 00:40:48,198 Or maybe it was more red. 394 00:40:48,365 --> 00:40:50,450 All right, OK. Thank you. 395 00:40:51,326 --> 00:40:54,079 - Thank you! 396 00:40:54,246 --> 00:40:56,582 Don't shoot, don't shoot! 397 00:41:12,306 --> 00:41:14,308 Wow! Looks swank! 398 00:41:24,151 --> 00:41:26,695 # No, I will never tell lies 399 00:41:26,862 --> 00:41:29,823 # But still I'm called Buttercup... 400 00:41:29,990 --> 00:41:33,869 Good evening. I have a reservation in the name of Humbert. 401 00:41:34,036 --> 00:41:36,038 Twin-bedded room. 402 00:41:36,205 --> 00:41:38,874 I called last night. 403 00:41:39,041 --> 00:41:41,710 - Two people. - Oh! 404 00:41:41,835 --> 00:41:43,629 I'm sorry, Mr Humbug. 405 00:41:43,795 --> 00:41:49,134 I held the room with the twin beds for you till 6.30, but I didn't hear from you. 406 00:41:49,259 --> 00:41:54,765 We hold till 6.30. And with the flower show and Glory of Christ convention... 407 00:41:54,932 --> 00:41:57,184 My name is not Humbug. It's Herbert. 408 00:41:57,768 --> 00:41:59,269 Humbert. 409 00:42:00,646 --> 00:42:04,900 Just put us in any room. Put a cot in for my daughter. She's very tired. 410 00:42:07,319 --> 00:42:10,739 Perhaps I could put you in room 342. It has a double bed. 411 00:42:10,906 --> 00:42:14,368 I expect we'll manage. My wife may be turning up later. 412 00:42:18,247 --> 00:42:20,249 Please sign here, mister. 413 00:42:26,588 --> 00:42:28,757 It's a nice dog, huh? 414 00:42:28,924 --> 00:42:30,926 I love dogs. 415 00:42:32,970 --> 00:42:34,972 Well, that's my dog. 416 00:42:35,138 --> 00:42:36,849 He likes you. 417 00:42:37,015 --> 00:42:39,560 Doesn't like everybody. 418 00:42:41,812 --> 00:42:43,814 Who does he like? 419 00:42:44,982 --> 00:42:47,151 He can smell when people are sweet. 420 00:42:48,193 --> 00:42:50,070 He likes sweet people. 421 00:42:50,237 --> 00:42:52,739 Nice young people. 422 00:42:52,906 --> 00:42:54,908 Like you. 423 00:43:03,834 --> 00:43:05,836 Here we are. 424 00:43:26,064 --> 00:43:28,066 Thanks very much. 425 00:43:30,319 --> 00:43:33,197 Wait a sec. You mean we're sleeping in one room? 426 00:43:35,073 --> 00:43:37,201 With one bed? 427 00:43:37,367 --> 00:43:39,703 I've asked them to send up a cot,... 428 00:43:39,870 --> 00:43:41,872 ..which I'll use, if you like. 429 00:43:46,168 --> 00:43:47,920 You're crazy. 430 00:43:48,086 --> 00:43:50,631 Why, my darling? 431 00:43:50,797 --> 00:43:52,799 Because, my darling,... 432 00:43:52,966 --> 00:43:57,513 ..when my darling mother finds out, she'll divorce you and strangle me. 433 00:43:57,679 --> 00:43:59,181 Lo,... 434 00:43:59,348 --> 00:44:01,350 ..listen to me a moment. 435 00:44:01,517 --> 00:44:04,478 For all practical purposes, I am your father,... 436 00:44:04,645 --> 00:44:07,064 ..and I'm responsible for your welfare. 437 00:44:07,231 --> 00:44:09,775 Now, we're not rich. 438 00:44:09,942 --> 00:44:14,571 So when we travel, we-we're sure to be... I mean, we'll be thrown together. 439 00:44:16,949 --> 00:44:18,200 Sometimes. 440 00:44:18,367 --> 00:44:21,328 Two people sharing the same hotel room... 441 00:44:21,495 --> 00:44:24,414 ..are bound to... enter into a... 442 00:44:24,581 --> 00:44:26,750 How can I put it? lnto a kind of um... 443 00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:29,002 The word is "incest". 444 00:44:44,226 --> 00:44:46,895 I feel like we're grown-ups. 445 00:44:47,020 --> 00:44:49,022 Me too. 446 00:44:49,189 --> 00:44:51,567 We get to do whatever we want, right? 447 00:44:51,733 --> 00:44:53,694 Whatever we want. 448 00:44:53,861 --> 00:44:55,445 Well, now. 449 00:44:55,612 --> 00:44:57,406 Who had the pie? 450 00:44:58,907 --> 00:45:00,450 Me. 451 00:45:04,288 --> 00:45:07,666 Whaddaya think? Are they me? 452 00:45:13,046 --> 00:45:15,048 - Don't look now. - Why? 453 00:45:15,215 --> 00:45:17,217 The guy over in the corner. 454 00:45:18,051 --> 00:45:20,470 Don't look! He was staring at us. 455 00:45:20,637 --> 00:45:24,016 Don't you think that guy looks exactly like Quilty? 456 00:45:24,183 --> 00:45:26,643 What, the dentist? 457 00:45:26,810 --> 00:45:29,396 Of course not. His brother. 458 00:45:29,563 --> 00:45:32,649 The writer Quilty. You know, he writes the plays. 459 00:45:32,816 --> 00:45:36,069 The smoking guy. He smokes the Dromes in the ad. 460 00:45:36,236 --> 00:45:38,405 We saw him in the lobby with his dog. 461 00:45:53,879 --> 00:45:56,423 If I tell you how naughty I was at camp,... 462 00:45:58,217 --> 00:46:00,219 ..you promise you won't be mad? 463 00:46:01,220 --> 00:46:03,222 Tell me later. 464 00:46:07,017 --> 00:46:09,019 I want you to go to bed. 465 00:46:10,687 --> 00:46:12,815 I'll go downstairs while you... 466 00:46:14,149 --> 00:46:16,693 When I come up, I want you to be asleep. 467 00:46:17,569 --> 00:46:19,071 All right? 468 00:46:30,791 --> 00:46:32,876 I've been such a disgusting girl. 469 00:46:34,044 --> 00:46:36,046 Just let me tell you. 470 00:46:36,213 --> 00:46:38,215 Tell me tomorrow. 471 00:46:39,424 --> 00:46:41,426 I'm going to go now. All right? 472 00:46:43,053 --> 00:46:45,055 Good night, Dad. 473 00:46:56,900 --> 00:46:58,902 Night-night. 474 00:47:09,705 --> 00:47:11,707 Gentlewomen ofthejury,... 475 00:47:13,458 --> 00:47:16,336 ..if my happiness could have talked,... 476 00:47:16,503 --> 00:47:20,507 ..it would have filled that hotel with a deafening roar. 477 00:47:21,383 --> 00:47:23,385 My only regret... 478 00:47:23,552 --> 00:47:27,806 ..is that I did not immediately deposit key number 342 at the office... 479 00:47:27,973 --> 00:47:32,603 ..and leave the town, the country, the planet, that very night. 480 00:47:32,769 --> 00:47:38,859 The Lord knows all, the Lord sees all, the Lord forgives all. 481 00:47:59,671 --> 00:48:02,090 Where the devil did you get her? 482 00:48:09,348 --> 00:48:13,018 - I beg your pardon? - I said the weather's getting better. 483 00:48:19,274 --> 00:48:21,276 It seems so. 484 00:48:21,443 --> 00:48:23,445 Who's the lassie? 485 00:48:27,366 --> 00:48:29,368 Um... 486 00:48:31,245 --> 00:48:33,247 It's my daughter. 487 00:48:33,413 --> 00:48:36,208 You lie. She's not. 488 00:48:37,626 --> 00:48:38,585 What? 489 00:48:40,003 --> 00:48:42,005 I said July was hot. 490 00:48:44,508 --> 00:48:47,010 Where's her mother? 491 00:48:48,136 --> 00:48:50,138 Dead. 492 00:48:50,305 --> 00:48:52,266 Oh. Sorry. 493 00:48:52,432 --> 00:48:54,977 Why don't you two lunch with me tomorrow? 494 00:48:55,143 --> 00:48:58,230 That clerical crowd will be gone soon. 495 00:48:58,897 --> 00:49:00,899 Um... 496 00:49:01,358 --> 00:49:03,360 We'll be gone too, thanks. 497 00:49:03,527 --> 00:49:05,028 Good night. 498 00:49:05,195 --> 00:49:08,240 Sorry. I'm very drunk. Good night. 499 00:49:12,077 --> 00:49:15,247 That child of yours needs a lot of sleep. 500 00:49:15,414 --> 00:49:18,125 "Sleep is a rose" the Persians say. 501 00:49:20,627 --> 00:49:22,629 Smoke? 502 00:49:22,796 --> 00:49:25,007 Not just now, thanks. 503 00:49:30,679 --> 00:49:33,140 Good night. 504 00:49:33,974 --> 00:49:35,976 Enjoy. 505 00:51:35,971 --> 00:51:39,683 Get back in the boat with Charlie. You don't have to do that. 506 00:51:42,811 --> 00:51:45,022 Back in the boat. 507 00:52:02,956 --> 00:52:04,958 I'm thirsty. 508 00:52:10,464 --> 00:52:12,466 I'll bring you something. 509 00:54:48,539 --> 00:54:51,750 You... You played that with Charlie? At camp? 510 00:54:51,917 --> 00:54:56,046 Don't tell me you never tried it when you were a kid. 511 00:54:58,298 --> 00:55:00,509 Never. 512 00:55:02,803 --> 00:55:05,681 I guess I'm gonna have to show you everything. 513 00:55:30,289 --> 00:55:32,291 Gentlewomen ofthejury,... 514 00:55:32,457 --> 00:55:34,459 ..l was not even her first lover. 515 00:55:47,764 --> 00:55:49,766 What are you reading? 516 00:55:49,933 --> 00:55:51,810 Nothing. 517 00:55:54,146 --> 00:55:56,273 What's the matter? 518 00:55:58,400 --> 00:55:59,985 Nothing. 519 00:56:01,987 --> 00:56:03,989 Lo... 520 00:56:06,241 --> 00:56:09,703 You know that friend of yours - Charlie - at camp? 521 00:56:11,246 --> 00:56:13,248 Was he the first one? 522 00:56:13,415 --> 00:56:15,959 Can we please get off the subject? 523 00:56:24,510 --> 00:56:26,762 I felt more and more uncomfortable. 524 00:56:28,722 --> 00:56:31,683 It was something quite special, that feeling. 525 00:56:32,059 --> 00:56:34,603 An oppressive, hideous constraint,... 526 00:56:34,770 --> 00:56:39,358 ..as ifl were sitting with the small ghost of somebody I hadjust killed. 527 00:56:42,694 --> 00:56:44,071 Jesus! 528 00:56:44,238 --> 00:56:45,739 What? 529 00:56:45,906 --> 00:56:48,158 Can we stop at a gas station? 530 00:56:48,325 --> 00:56:50,744 We can go anywhere you like. 531 00:56:50,911 --> 00:56:52,913 Well, I need a gas station. 532 00:56:53,080 --> 00:56:54,873 I hurt inside. 533 00:56:57,960 --> 00:57:00,045 Well, what do you expect? 534 00:57:00,212 --> 00:57:03,841 I was a daisy-fresh girl, and look what you've done to me. 535 00:57:04,007 --> 00:57:08,804 I should call the police and tell them that you raped me, you dirty old man. 536 00:57:31,410 --> 00:57:34,705 - Just wash the windscreen, would you? - Yes, sir. 537 00:58:08,489 --> 00:58:10,073 Got some cookies. 538 00:58:12,117 --> 00:58:15,329 I want to call Mother in hospital. What's the number? 539 00:58:16,955 --> 00:58:19,166 Get in. You can't call the hospital. 540 00:58:19,333 --> 00:58:21,126 Why not? 541 00:58:22,336 --> 00:58:24,087 Just get in the car. 542 00:58:27,883 --> 00:58:29,384 Slam the door. 543 00:58:32,262 --> 00:58:34,973 Why can't I call my own mother if I want to? 544 00:58:37,726 --> 00:58:39,728 Because your mother's dead. 545 00:59:36,535 --> 00:59:38,537 Shh... Shh... 546 00:59:49,381 --> 00:59:52,301 We made up very gently that night. 547 00:59:52,467 --> 00:59:55,512 You see, she had nowhere else to go. 548 01:00:02,561 --> 01:00:05,772 It was then that we began our extensive travels... 549 01:00:05,939 --> 01:00:07,941 ..all over the United States. 550 01:00:08,108 --> 01:00:12,613 # Now the native population and civilisation is fine 551 01:00:15,199 --> 01:00:19,703 # That civilisation is the thing for me to see 552 01:00:21,788 --> 01:00:24,625 # Whoa, bongo, bongo, bongo 553 01:00:24,791 --> 01:00:27,794 # I don't wanna leave the Congo, no, no, no, no, no, no 554 01:00:30,589 --> 01:00:35,385 - When's the best time to buy a bird? - I don't know. When's the best time? 555 01:00:35,552 --> 01:00:37,513 When it's going "cheep!" 556 01:00:37,679 --> 01:00:39,932 Don't say I never gave you anything. 557 01:00:41,767 --> 01:00:43,644 Ow! Don't! I'm trying to drive! 558 01:00:47,356 --> 01:00:49,107 Don't do that! Oh, no! 559 01:00:50,776 --> 01:00:52,861 If it goes out the window, I won't stop. 560 01:00:53,028 --> 01:00:55,948 Don't! What are these? Hair grips? 561 01:01:06,166 --> 01:01:07,876 # Civilisation 562 01:01:08,043 --> 01:01:09,461 # No, no, no, no 563 01:01:09,628 --> 01:01:11,630 # I'll stay right here 564 01:01:20,097 --> 01:01:22,099 Look! They have Magic Fingers. 565 01:01:23,517 --> 01:01:25,269 Good. 566 01:01:25,435 --> 01:01:27,437 I need to shower. 567 01:01:28,856 --> 01:01:30,858 Give me a quarter and a dime. 568 01:01:31,024 --> 01:01:32,526 What for? 569 01:01:32,693 --> 01:01:34,945 For the Magic Fingers. 570 01:01:36,029 --> 01:01:38,240 My magic fingers aren't enough? 571 01:02:05,642 --> 01:02:12,316 # Amor-r-r, amor-r-r, amor-r-r-r-r 572 01:02:12,483 --> 01:02:17,488 # This w-word s-so s-sweet that I r-repeat 573 01:02:17,654 --> 01:02:21,408 # Means I adore you-u-u-u-u 574 01:02:21,575 --> 01:02:28,290 # Amor-r-r-r-r, amor-r-r-r-r, amor-r-r-r-r... 575 01:02:30,834 --> 01:02:32,836 Good shower for once, Lo! 576 01:02:33,003 --> 01:02:35,380 First-rate temperature control! 577 01:02:54,525 --> 01:02:56,068 Ow! Argh! 578 01:02:56,235 --> 01:02:59,363 - Agh! Lo! - Hmm? 579 01:02:59,530 --> 01:03:02,741 My God, Lo! Don't flush when I'm in here! 580 01:03:27,516 --> 01:03:29,518 What is that? 581 01:03:30,686 --> 01:03:32,688 What's what? 582 01:03:36,900 --> 01:03:39,319 That thing in your mouth. 583 01:03:39,486 --> 01:03:41,488 It's a jawbreaker. 584 01:03:42,614 --> 01:03:46,076 It's supposed to break your jaw. Want one? 585 01:03:46,243 --> 01:03:49,705 Just give it to me. I've had it with that noise. 586 01:03:54,168 --> 01:03:57,588 - Come on, spit it out. I've got a headache. - It's good! 587 01:03:57,754 --> 01:04:01,341 Look, just give it to me, will you? Spit it out. 588 01:04:32,206 --> 01:04:35,626 You look a hundred per cent better when I can't see you. 589 01:04:35,792 --> 01:04:38,587 We took a circuitous route - to put it mildly. 590 01:04:38,754 --> 01:04:42,049 In the back ofmy mind was our eventual destination. 591 01:04:42,216 --> 01:04:47,763 Beardsley College, where I would finally take up my teaching position. 592 01:04:47,930 --> 01:04:52,893 But in the front ofmy mind was the need to keep going, keep driving. 593 01:04:54,728 --> 01:04:58,190 Lo, that's the last time I let you drive this car. 594 01:04:58,357 --> 01:04:59,608 Serve into this square. 595 01:05:01,443 --> 01:05:02,945 And, despite our tiffs,... 596 01:05:04,321 --> 01:05:07,491 In the square, Lo. Try and get it in the square. 597 01:05:07,658 --> 01:05:12,120 ..despite the fuss she made, and the danger and hopelessness ofit all,... 598 01:05:12,287 --> 01:05:13,747 Aim for my head. 599 01:05:13,914 --> 01:05:16,834 ..despite all that, I was in paradise. 600 01:05:19,795 --> 01:05:23,799 A paradise whose skies were the colour ofhell flames,... 601 01:05:26,093 --> 01:05:28,095 ..but a paradise still. 602 01:09:19,535 --> 01:09:23,121 I know you have accepted a post at Beardsley College,... 603 01:09:23,288 --> 01:09:27,793 ..and I know that there, academics are first, last and always. 604 01:09:27,960 --> 01:09:31,380 Well, that's not us, Mr Himmler. 605 01:09:31,547 --> 01:09:34,299 Uh... Here at Beardsley Prep,... 606 01:09:34,466 --> 01:09:36,552 ..what we stress are the three Ds. 607 01:09:36,718 --> 01:09:40,013 Dramatics, dancing and dating. 608 01:09:40,180 --> 01:09:45,060 Now, I know that the Reverend Rigger is behind us on this. Aren't you, Reverend? 609 01:09:45,227 --> 01:09:48,981 - All the way, Miss Pratt. Every inch. - So you see, Mr Humper,... 610 01:09:49,148 --> 01:09:54,236 ..for the modern preadolescent, medieval dates are less vital than weekend ones. 611 01:09:56,071 --> 01:09:59,158 - What? Weekend what? - Dates, Mr Humping. 612 01:09:59,324 --> 01:10:01,994 Uh... boys. 613 01:10:11,712 --> 01:10:13,714 # By myselfalone at home 614 01:10:13,881 --> 01:10:15,465 # Feelin' blue 615 01:10:15,632 --> 01:10:19,595 I was not quite prepared for the reality ofmy dual role. 616 01:10:19,761 --> 01:10:23,348 On the one hand, the willing corrupter ofan innocent,... 617 01:10:23,515 --> 01:10:26,477 ..and on the other, Humbert the happy housewife. 618 01:10:28,687 --> 01:10:30,689 Where's the river Rhine? 619 01:10:32,566 --> 01:10:34,568 I don't know. 620 01:10:34,735 --> 01:10:36,737 You should know that. 621 01:10:36,904 --> 01:10:39,865 - Why? - Big battles there in the Great War. 622 01:10:43,035 --> 01:10:45,037 Where's the river Seine? 623 01:10:46,705 --> 01:10:48,707 I don't know. 624 01:10:48,874 --> 01:10:52,336 I thought you were supposed to have learnt these. 625 01:10:52,503 --> 01:10:54,505 It's not what I'm on. 626 01:10:55,380 --> 01:10:58,634 It seems to be pretty relaxed, this school of yours. 627 01:11:01,553 --> 01:11:04,264 # When I was a kid about halfpast three 628 01:11:04,431 --> 01:11:06,850 # My ma said "Daughter, come here to me" 629 01:11:07,017 --> 01:11:09,978 # Says "Things may come and things may go" 630 01:11:10,145 --> 01:11:12,648 # "But this is one thing you ought to know" 631 01:11:12,815 --> 01:11:15,943 # "Oh, t'ain't what you do, it's the way that you do it" 632 01:11:16,109 --> 01:11:18,654 # "T'ain't what you do, it's the way that you do it" 633 01:11:18,821 --> 01:11:21,657 # "T'ain't what you do, it's the way that you do it" 634 01:11:21,824 --> 01:11:22,783 # "That's what... 635 01:11:49,434 --> 01:11:51,436 I'm supposed to be in a play. 636 01:11:52,688 --> 01:11:55,107 - What play? - I don't know. 637 01:11:55,315 --> 01:11:57,317 Some play. 638 01:11:59,111 --> 01:12:01,113 At school. 639 01:12:05,367 --> 01:12:07,786 With the boys from Butler's Academy? 640 01:12:10,247 --> 01:12:12,666 I don't know. 641 01:12:12,833 --> 01:12:14,835 Maybe. 642 01:12:16,545 --> 01:12:18,547 I don't think it's a good idea. 643 01:12:20,132 --> 01:12:22,551 You're depriving me of my civil rights. 644 01:12:22,718 --> 01:12:25,304 Where did you learn that language? 645 01:12:28,682 --> 01:12:30,684 I'm intelligent. 646 01:13:05,677 --> 01:13:08,347 I have a right to be in a play if I want. 647 01:13:10,015 --> 01:13:12,017 Not if I say you don't. 648 01:13:27,574 --> 01:13:29,576 D'you like that? 649 01:13:34,915 --> 01:13:36,917 You want more, don't you? 650 01:13:55,185 --> 01:13:57,187 I want things, too. 651 01:13:59,148 --> 01:14:01,150 What? 652 01:14:02,860 --> 01:14:04,653 Things. 653 01:14:06,446 --> 01:14:09,158 You know how my allowance is a dollar a week? 654 01:14:10,826 --> 01:14:12,828 Yes, I know. 655 01:14:12,995 --> 01:14:15,414 Well, I think it should be two dollars. 656 01:14:24,590 --> 01:14:27,259 I said, I think it should be two dollars. 657 01:14:31,597 --> 01:14:33,515 A dollar fifty. 658 01:14:43,442 --> 01:14:46,153 I really do think it should be two dollars. 659 01:14:49,948 --> 01:14:51,158 Am I right? 660 01:14:52,534 --> 01:14:54,411 Am I right? 661 01:14:56,872 --> 01:14:58,665 God, yes. 662 01:14:58,832 --> 01:15:00,626 Two dollars. 663 01:15:01,710 --> 01:15:04,087 And I get to be in the play. 664 01:15:08,634 --> 01:15:11,678 Oh, rosy mistress of the night. 665 01:15:11,845 --> 01:15:14,348 You have enchanted many a hunter's heart. 666 01:15:14,515 --> 01:15:17,601 But this time, my temptress,... 667 01:15:17,768 --> 01:15:19,645 ..you have met your match. 668 01:15:19,812 --> 01:15:22,689 For far more than a hunter,... 669 01:15:22,856 --> 01:15:24,233 ..l... 670 01:15:26,151 --> 01:15:27,820 ..am a poet. 671 01:15:27,986 --> 01:15:31,615 - The night has fallen, Rodrigo. - The... 672 01:15:31,782 --> 01:15:33,283 Hold it! Hold it! Mona... 673 01:15:33,450 --> 01:15:36,328 Give us a moment. I'd like a word with Dolores. 674 01:15:38,163 --> 01:15:42,459 When you say "your larking charms", use your charms for the hunter. 675 01:15:42,626 --> 01:15:44,545 Because you're the witch. 676 01:15:44,711 --> 01:15:47,214 You're bringing the hunter to your lair. 677 01:15:49,007 --> 01:15:51,009 - Hi, Mr Humbert. - Hello, Mona. 678 01:15:52,177 --> 01:15:53,971 Some play, huh? 679 01:15:54,138 --> 01:15:56,974 You're nymphs. Use your nymph's charms. 680 01:15:57,141 --> 01:15:58,559 Seduce the hunter. 681 01:15:58,725 --> 01:16:00,727 Look. See right there? 682 01:16:01,645 --> 01:16:06,066 That's the actual playwright, Clare Quilty. Can you believe it? 683 01:16:06,233 --> 01:16:08,694 Let the music transform you. 684 01:16:08,861 --> 01:16:11,405 You'll feel that you've become a witch. 685 01:16:11,572 --> 01:16:15,284 - You're a witch! 686 01:16:15,450 --> 01:16:18,704 - This play any good, Mona? - Yeah. It's very political. 687 01:16:18,871 --> 01:16:20,873 Witch! Witch! 688 01:16:21,039 --> 01:16:23,000 More wind! More wind! 689 01:16:23,167 --> 01:16:24,835 You're a witch! 690 01:16:25,002 --> 01:16:27,004 Aren't you? 691 01:16:27,171 --> 01:16:29,173 More wind! I need more wind! 692 01:16:30,382 --> 01:16:32,593 The witches now! The witches' dance! 693 01:16:32,759 --> 01:16:34,136 In the wind! 694 01:16:39,016 --> 01:16:41,935 As she grew cooler towards my advances,... 695 01:16:42,102 --> 01:16:45,439 ..l became accustomed to purchasing her favours. 696 01:16:46,273 --> 01:16:49,234 Where she hid the money, I never knew. 697 01:16:50,194 --> 01:16:51,153 Stop it! 698 01:16:51,320 --> 01:16:55,866 I was convinced she was storing it away in order to finance her escape from me. 699 01:16:58,994 --> 01:17:02,414 You can't expect me to pay extra in the middle! 700 01:17:02,581 --> 01:17:04,333 Ow! Argh! 701 01:17:04,500 --> 01:17:07,211 She's a lovely child, Mr Haze,... 702 01:17:07,377 --> 01:17:11,715 ..but the onset of sexual maturing seems to be giving her trouble. 703 01:17:11,882 --> 01:17:16,094 - Isn't that your observation, Reverend? - To the tee, Miss Pratt. 704 01:17:16,261 --> 01:17:20,724 So, you see, it is the general impression that 14-year-old Dolores... 705 01:17:20,891 --> 01:17:25,103 ..is morbidly disinterested in sexual matters. 706 01:17:25,270 --> 01:17:28,524 Does she never speak about these... matters? 707 01:17:28,690 --> 01:17:30,359 Well... 708 01:17:30,526 --> 01:17:32,486 That's just it. 709 01:17:41,078 --> 01:17:42,454 What's just it? 710 01:17:42,621 --> 01:17:44,623 That's... just it. 711 01:17:44,790 --> 01:17:47,000 She hasn't said anything. 712 01:17:47,167 --> 01:17:49,461 She hasn't breathed a word. 713 01:17:52,297 --> 01:17:54,299 Uh... But who has? 714 01:17:58,011 --> 01:18:00,806 Are... Are you saying that I've... 715 01:18:00,973 --> 01:18:02,975 Exactly. 716 01:18:03,142 --> 01:18:05,602 This is a very serious matter. 717 01:18:05,769 --> 01:18:07,855 What we're trying to say to you... 718 01:18:08,021 --> 01:18:10,440 ..is that someone in the family,... 719 01:18:10,607 --> 01:18:12,818 ..maybe you,... 720 01:18:12,985 --> 01:18:15,571 This is very difficult for me. 721 01:18:15,737 --> 01:18:17,781 Well, let me put it this way. 722 01:18:17,948 --> 01:18:21,952 Someone in the family ought to instruct that dear child... 723 01:18:22,119 --> 01:18:24,538 ..in the process of human reproduction. 724 01:18:24,705 --> 01:18:26,373 I'm so sorry. 725 01:18:26,540 --> 01:18:29,334 - I'm so sorry. - I see that I've embarrassed you. 726 01:18:29,501 --> 01:18:33,005 Yet you, as her father, ought to take the matter well in hand. 727 01:18:33,172 --> 01:18:36,216 Yes. Worry not, Miss Pratt. 728 01:18:38,552 --> 01:18:40,888 I... um... I have... this matter in hand. 729 01:18:41,054 --> 01:18:42,806 Oh, well,... 730 01:18:42,973 --> 01:18:45,517 ..that's all I need to say. 731 01:18:56,778 --> 01:18:57,738 Yes? 732 01:18:59,031 --> 01:19:00,616 Oh, yes? 733 01:19:02,951 --> 01:19:04,536 She missed? 734 01:19:06,538 --> 01:19:08,040 Oh. 735 01:19:08,624 --> 01:19:10,000 Bye. 736 01:19:18,133 --> 01:19:20,219 How are the piano lessons going? 737 01:19:20,385 --> 01:19:22,387 Fine. 738 01:19:22,554 --> 01:19:25,474 Great. Excellent. Wonderful. 739 01:19:25,641 --> 01:19:27,643 Terrif. Perfect. 740 01:19:27,810 --> 01:19:30,270 Especially since you missed the last two. 741 01:19:35,108 --> 01:19:37,110 Where were you? 742 01:19:42,574 --> 01:19:44,576 Where was l? 743 01:19:44,743 --> 01:19:46,995 I should have told you before. 744 01:19:49,414 --> 01:19:52,835 I was in the park. I was rehearsing the play with Mona. 745 01:19:53,001 --> 01:19:55,003 That's your story? 746 01:19:55,170 --> 01:19:57,172 That's what I was doing. 747 01:19:58,090 --> 01:20:00,092 OK. Give me Mona's phone number. 748 01:20:00,259 --> 01:20:04,429 - Mona's phone number? - Just give me Mona's phone number. 749 01:20:04,596 --> 01:20:07,307 Klausen 57241. 750 01:20:21,113 --> 01:20:23,115 Is Mona there, please? 751 01:20:24,241 --> 01:20:28,370 - Mona, this is Dolores's father. - Oh, hello, sir. 752 01:20:28,537 --> 01:20:30,539 Mona, were you and Dolores... 753 01:20:30,706 --> 01:20:34,751 ..rehearsing the play in the park for the past two Tuesday afternoons? 754 01:20:34,918 --> 01:20:36,503 Um... Let's see. 755 01:20:36,670 --> 01:20:38,213 The last two Tuesdays? 756 01:20:38,380 --> 01:20:41,842 One of them, Mona, was yesterday. 757 01:20:42,009 --> 01:20:44,803 You know, sir, that's... absolutely right. 758 01:20:44,970 --> 01:20:46,972 I feel awfully bad about it. 759 01:20:47,139 --> 01:20:49,016 I alone am to blame, sir. 760 01:20:49,183 --> 01:20:52,478 The whole rehearsing in the park thing was my idea. 761 01:20:52,644 --> 01:20:55,689 We did it cos we didn't want to get on your nerves. 762 01:21:02,237 --> 01:21:04,239 Well? 763 01:21:04,406 --> 01:21:06,700 Did she confirm? 764 01:21:06,867 --> 01:21:08,869 She did. 765 01:21:09,036 --> 01:21:12,372 And I've no doubt she'd been well instructed by you. 766 01:21:15,250 --> 01:21:18,921 In fact, I've no doubt you've told her all about us. 767 01:21:25,844 --> 01:21:27,679 Look, Lo, this has got to stop. 768 01:21:27,846 --> 01:21:31,433 I don't know what you're up to, but whatever it is,... 769 01:21:31,600 --> 01:21:36,438 ..l'll yank you out of Beardsley as fast as I can pack a suitcase unless this stops! 770 01:21:36,605 --> 01:21:37,981 Unless what stops? 771 01:21:38,148 --> 01:21:40,651 - You know what! - Take it easy, mister! 772 01:21:40,818 --> 01:21:44,238 - Show me every penny... - Leave me alone, you pervert! 773 01:21:44,404 --> 01:21:48,700 - You're running away from me, I know. - Yes, I am! Anyone'd run away from you! 774 01:21:48,867 --> 01:21:51,328 - Show me what you hid! - I earned that money! 775 01:21:57,960 --> 01:22:01,004 Go ahead, murder me. Like you murdered my mother. 776 01:22:01,171 --> 01:22:02,047 I'm sorry. 777 01:22:02,214 --> 01:22:04,591 Murder me like you murdered my mother! 778 01:22:04,758 --> 01:22:05,759 Shut up. Shut up! 779 01:22:05,926 --> 01:22:08,470 Murder me like you murdered my mother! 780 01:22:08,637 --> 01:22:10,806 - Stop that! - Go ahead! Murder me! 781 01:22:10,973 --> 01:22:13,851 Go on, murder me! I'm asking you to murder me! 782 01:22:14,017 --> 01:22:16,019 - Shut up! - Murder me! Murder me! 783 01:22:16,186 --> 01:22:19,815 - Dolores, shut up! - I hate you! I hate you! 784 01:22:19,982 --> 01:22:21,984 Calm down. 785 01:22:22,151 --> 01:22:23,819 - Calm down! 786 01:22:23,986 --> 01:22:26,864 - Come back, Lo! 787 01:22:27,030 --> 01:22:29,700 Murderer! 788 01:22:29,867 --> 01:22:31,201 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 789 01:22:32,536 --> 01:22:34,371 I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! 790 01:22:42,337 --> 01:22:46,800 I do not know who you people think you are, screaming and carrying on! 791 01:22:46,967 --> 01:22:50,304 My daughter's friend. I'm sorry. I really can't stay. 792 01:24:15,556 --> 01:24:18,559 Oh, good. I was just trying to reach you at home. 793 01:24:18,725 --> 01:24:21,603 - I've come to a decision. - You have? 794 01:24:21,770 --> 01:24:23,564 Yeah. 795 01:24:23,730 --> 01:24:25,732 So buy me a drink. 796 01:24:25,899 --> 01:24:27,901 What would you like? 797 01:24:28,068 --> 01:24:30,237 Um... I'd like, uh, ice-cream soda... 798 01:24:30,404 --> 01:24:32,406 ..with extra chocolate syrup. 799 01:24:32,573 --> 01:24:34,575 Please. 800 01:24:36,285 --> 01:24:38,954 Nothing for me, thanks. 801 01:24:53,010 --> 01:24:53,969 Lo... 802 01:25:15,199 --> 01:25:16,783 So tell me. 803 01:25:22,998 --> 01:25:25,292 What's the rush? 804 01:25:42,184 --> 01:25:44,603 Pay her and let's blow this joint. 805 01:26:00,994 --> 01:26:02,996 And do you know what she said,... 806 01:26:03,163 --> 01:26:06,333 ..this girl who had been spurning me, mocking me,... 807 01:26:06,500 --> 01:26:09,586 ..plotting her escape from me only hours before? 808 01:26:09,753 --> 01:26:13,090 She said she wanted to leave Beardsley then and there. 809 01:26:13,257 --> 01:26:15,467 She wanted to take another trip,... 810 01:26:15,634 --> 01:26:18,762 ..only this time she would choose where we would go. 811 01:26:18,929 --> 01:26:21,598 - OK? I choose? OK? - Yes. 812 01:26:22,266 --> 01:26:24,685 Did Humbert hum his assent? 813 01:26:24,852 --> 01:26:26,854 Oh, yes. 814 01:26:27,020 --> 01:26:29,022 I sealed my fate gratefully. 815 01:27:10,355 --> 01:27:12,357 Lolita. 816 01:27:15,736 --> 01:27:17,988 Take me to bed. 817 01:27:40,052 --> 01:27:42,554 Look out for cigarette hangover. 818 01:27:42,721 --> 01:27:44,389 Hi. I'm Clare Quilty. 819 01:27:44,556 --> 01:27:46,892 Remember, over a million smokers... 820 01:27:47,059 --> 01:27:49,061 So we have to be in... 821 01:27:50,103 --> 01:27:52,105 ..Wace in exactly one week. 822 01:27:52,272 --> 01:27:54,358 But why Wace in a week? 823 01:27:54,525 --> 01:27:59,655 Cos we gotta see the... ceremonial dances when they open the Magic Caves. 824 01:27:59,822 --> 01:28:03,200 And... exactly two weeks and four days later,... 825 01:28:03,367 --> 01:28:05,911 ..we have to arrive in Elphinstone. See? 826 01:28:07,996 --> 01:28:09,498 Yes. 827 01:28:09,665 --> 01:28:11,834 That's where we climb the Red Rock. 828 01:28:12,000 --> 01:28:15,838 We have to climb this rock exactly two weeks and four days later? 829 01:28:16,004 --> 01:28:18,006 Exactly. 830 01:28:18,173 --> 01:28:20,175 Oh, I'm so excited. 831 01:28:43,115 --> 01:28:48,328 I cannot tell you the exact day I first knew for certain that we were being followed. 832 01:29:09,683 --> 01:29:13,770 Lo, reach into the glove compartment and get the pad and pencil. 833 01:29:18,066 --> 01:29:20,944 Got it? Now write this down. 834 01:29:22,112 --> 01:29:23,906 Connecticut. 835 01:29:24,072 --> 01:29:25,449 How do you spell that? 836 01:29:25,616 --> 01:29:27,075 C- O-N-N. 837 01:29:27,242 --> 01:29:28,744 Is that it? 838 01:29:28,911 --> 01:29:30,496 No. Now write down... 839 01:29:30,662 --> 01:29:32,164 ..PJ... 840 01:29:32,331 --> 01:29:34,291 ..44... 841 01:29:34,458 --> 01:29:36,335 ..396. 842 01:29:37,794 --> 01:29:39,546 All right, give it to me. 843 01:29:45,302 --> 01:29:46,845 All right. 844 01:29:47,012 --> 01:29:50,432 Put it in the glove box. Don't put gum on it cos it'll get... 845 01:29:50,599 --> 01:29:52,935 Why have you got your gum everywhere? 846 01:29:53,101 --> 01:29:54,728 Put that in the glove box. 847 01:29:55,729 --> 01:29:57,815 There's a detective following us. 848 01:30:00,317 --> 01:30:02,736 He looks rather like my Uncle Gustave. 849 01:30:14,373 --> 01:30:16,375 He was clever, ourpursuer. 850 01:30:16,542 --> 01:30:18,544 He kept changing cars. 851 01:30:18,710 --> 01:30:20,921 But his presence was as real to me... 852 01:30:21,088 --> 01:30:23,090 ..as my own breath. 853 01:30:28,804 --> 01:30:33,642 Then suddenly he would disappear and I'd wonder ifl'd imagined everything. 854 01:31:51,470 --> 01:31:53,222 Lo! What did that man say to you? 855 01:31:53,388 --> 01:31:56,433 # Bags around your eyeballs which is red instead of white 856 01:31:56,600 --> 01:31:59,686 - What did he say to you? - The guy I was talking to? 857 01:31:59,853 --> 01:32:02,523 - Yeah. Look... - # Shucks, I shoulda known... 858 01:32:02,648 --> 01:32:04,650 Just tell me what he said to you. 859 01:32:04,817 --> 01:32:07,694 He asked me if I had a map. He must've been lost. 860 01:32:07,861 --> 01:32:09,863 # My heart's plumb gone 861 01:32:10,030 --> 01:32:12,282 # Cos you used temptation 862 01:32:13,492 --> 01:32:16,620 # It'd be thrilling... if'n you're willing 863 01:32:16,787 --> 01:32:21,458 Look, I've told you about talking to strangers. You've no idea... 864 01:32:21,625 --> 01:32:23,627 Lo, listen to me. 865 01:32:23,794 --> 01:32:27,464 You're very young and people can take advantage of you. 866 01:32:27,631 --> 01:32:29,633 Very hard to imagine. 867 01:32:29,800 --> 01:32:32,594 That man was the cop who's been following us. 868 01:32:32,761 --> 01:32:35,556 You have to tell me exactly what you told him. 869 01:32:35,722 --> 01:32:40,144 If he really is a cop, the worst thing we can do is let him know we're scared. 870 01:32:40,310 --> 01:32:42,479 Then he'll know that we're guilty. 871 01:32:42,646 --> 01:32:44,648 Or rather, that you're guilty. 872 01:32:54,324 --> 01:32:58,787 # Don't sit under the apple tree with anyone else but me... 873 01:33:07,087 --> 01:33:09,089 # With anyone else but me 874 01:33:09,256 --> 01:33:12,050 # With anyone else but me, no, no, no 875 01:33:39,328 --> 01:33:41,497 # With anyone else but me, no, no, no 876 01:33:41,663 --> 01:33:43,582 # Anyone else but you 877 01:33:43,749 --> 01:33:46,752 # No, no, don't go under the apple tree 878 01:33:51,423 --> 01:33:54,510 There's something wrong with the steering. 879 01:33:54,676 --> 01:33:56,762 Oh, whoa! 880 01:33:56,929 --> 01:33:58,263 Ow! Watch it! 881 01:33:59,389 --> 01:34:01,225 What are you doing?! 882 01:34:06,855 --> 01:34:08,732 You got a flat, mister. 883 01:34:40,347 --> 01:34:42,349 # Open the door, and let me in 884 01:34:48,438 --> 01:34:50,607 # Richard, why don't you open the door? 885 01:35:04,079 --> 01:35:05,581 Hey... 886 01:35:05,747 --> 01:35:07,332 Hey! 887 01:35:07,499 --> 01:35:09,293 Hey, you! Come back here! 888 01:35:11,879 --> 01:35:12,838 Lo! 889 01:35:13,005 --> 01:35:14,381 Lo! Lo! 890 01:35:14,548 --> 01:35:15,507 Lo! 891 01:35:15,674 --> 01:35:17,092 Put on the handbrake! 892 01:35:17,259 --> 01:35:19,803 Pull the handbrake up! Lo! 893 01:35:22,055 --> 01:35:25,184 Lo! Pull on the handbrake. Stop the car. 894 01:35:25,350 --> 01:35:28,270 Put the handbrake on. Down there! Pull it! 895 01:35:28,437 --> 01:35:29,938 - Ow! 896 01:35:31,315 --> 01:35:32,399 Jesus Christ! 897 01:35:32,566 --> 01:35:35,277 What did you think you were doing? 898 01:35:35,444 --> 01:35:37,446 You should thank me. 899 01:35:37,613 --> 01:35:39,865 The car was rolling and I stopped it. 900 01:35:42,701 --> 01:35:45,370 You should thank me. 901 01:35:49,208 --> 01:35:52,085 Pass me the pad in the glove compartment. 902 01:35:54,546 --> 01:35:57,382 It was smart of us to write his number down. 903 01:36:00,844 --> 01:36:02,221 What...? 904 01:36:02,387 --> 01:36:04,056 What have you... 905 01:36:16,193 --> 01:36:17,778 Lo... 906 01:36:32,125 --> 01:36:34,128 Lo... 907 01:36:39,383 --> 01:36:41,385 Lo, I'm sorry. 908 01:36:41,552 --> 01:36:44,221 - I'm sorry! 909 01:36:51,937 --> 01:36:54,606 Come here. Come here. 910 01:36:54,731 --> 01:36:56,733 Get away! 911 01:36:58,235 --> 01:37:00,445 Lo... 912 01:37:00,612 --> 01:37:02,614 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 913 01:37:02,781 --> 01:37:04,241 I'm sorry. 914 01:37:29,183 --> 01:37:32,269 Shall I walk down to the town and get you some fruit? 915 01:37:33,395 --> 01:37:35,397 Bananas. 916 01:37:44,281 --> 01:37:46,283 Just bananas? 917 01:37:47,618 --> 01:37:50,537 Just bananas. 918 01:38:02,090 --> 01:38:05,219 # Open the door, Richard 919 01:38:05,385 --> 01:38:08,889 # Open the door and let me in 920 01:38:09,056 --> 01:38:11,725 # Open the door, Richard 921 01:38:11,850 --> 01:38:16,563 - # Richard... - # Why don't you open that door? 922 01:38:25,697 --> 01:38:29,827 # Borrow confidently from HFC 923 01:38:29,993 --> 01:38:34,623 Quilty can't be here in our studio because he's in Wace, Texas tonight... 924 01:38:34,790 --> 01:38:37,793 ..working on the premiere of his brand-new play. 925 01:38:37,960 --> 01:38:40,796 But I want to welcome his writing partner,... 926 01:38:40,963 --> 01:38:44,091 ..the lovely and talented Miss Vivian Darkbloom. 927 01:38:44,258 --> 01:38:46,468 Let's give her a warm Texas welcome. 928 01:39:16,915 --> 01:39:19,084 You've been out. 929 01:39:20,210 --> 01:39:22,212 I just got up. 930 01:39:27,342 --> 01:39:29,344 Don't lie to me. 931 01:39:33,515 --> 01:39:35,517 Well, I did go out for a second. 932 01:39:36,727 --> 01:39:40,522 You were gone so long. I wanted to see if you were coming back. 933 01:40:30,364 --> 01:40:33,325 You tell me who it is! Who is it? 934 01:40:33,492 --> 01:40:35,994 Who is it? Tell me who it is. 935 01:40:37,996 --> 01:40:40,415 You tell me. Who is it? 936 01:40:41,416 --> 01:40:42,334 Who...? 937 01:40:42,501 --> 01:40:45,295 - Tell me. 938 01:40:45,462 --> 01:40:46,547 Please, tell me. 939 01:40:58,767 --> 01:41:00,394 Please tell me. 940 01:41:00,561 --> 01:41:02,563 Please tell me. 941 01:41:14,324 --> 01:41:16,118 Please tell me. 942 01:41:18,287 --> 01:41:19,830 Please! 943 01:41:19,997 --> 01:41:21,832 Please... tell... me! 944 01:41:21,999 --> 01:41:24,001 Please... please... 945 01:41:25,043 --> 01:41:27,045 Please... 946 01:41:27,212 --> 01:41:29,214 ..tell me! 947 01:41:29,381 --> 01:41:30,591 Please... 948 01:41:30,757 --> 01:41:31,967 ..please... 949 01:41:32,134 --> 01:41:33,469 ..please... 950 01:43:20,576 --> 01:43:22,578 I'll show you to room number 29. 951 01:43:22,744 --> 01:43:24,746 It's one of our nicer rooms. 952 01:43:24,913 --> 01:43:28,292 Say, what's wrong with your little daughter? ls she ill? 953 01:43:28,459 --> 01:43:30,878 Oh, no. She's just feeling a bit... um... 954 01:43:34,840 --> 01:43:36,425 My God, Lo! 955 01:43:36,592 --> 01:43:38,177 Are you all right? 956 01:43:39,178 --> 01:43:41,847 I don't feel... I don't feel very well. 957 01:43:42,681 --> 01:43:44,683 It's a virus. 958 01:43:44,850 --> 01:43:47,936 Nothing serious. I've had 40 cases in two weeks. 959 01:43:48,103 --> 01:43:51,773 - So can I take her home? - We're gonna keep her here overnight. 960 01:43:51,940 --> 01:43:54,109 Keep her hydrated, help her sleep. 961 01:44:05,329 --> 01:44:08,874 Why don't you get some sleep? It won't help if you catch it. 962 01:44:09,041 --> 01:44:11,502 I think I have already. I feel dreadful. 963 01:44:11,668 --> 01:44:13,670 - Maybe I should stay. - Go. 964 01:44:13,837 --> 01:44:15,756 Call us in the morning. 965 01:44:15,923 --> 01:44:18,133 - Here, I'll take those. - Thank you. 966 01:44:48,121 --> 01:44:50,249 Uh, yes, hello. This is Mr Humbert. 967 01:44:50,415 --> 01:44:54,336 I'm calling to see how my... daughter, Dolores Haze, is. 968 01:44:54,503 --> 01:44:56,505 Oh, she's much better. 969 01:44:56,672 --> 01:44:58,966 She was up early. No trace of fever. 970 01:44:59,133 --> 01:45:02,386 And when Uncle Gustave came for her, we signed her out. 971 01:45:04,138 --> 01:45:06,807 Who? Wh... Wh... Who? 972 01:45:06,932 --> 01:45:09,184 Uncle Gustave, Dolores called him. 973 01:45:09,351 --> 01:45:12,980 He had a sweet little dog. He was the nicest man. Had a big smile. 974 01:45:13,147 --> 01:45:14,523 Wait, Ted. 975 01:45:14,690 --> 01:45:18,735 - And you let her go with him? - Oh, yes. He paid the bill in cash. 976 01:45:18,902 --> 01:45:23,740 They said to tell you not to worry, and they'll be at Grandpa's expecting you. 977 01:45:23,907 --> 01:45:27,578 - Then they went off in that nice Cadillac. 978 01:45:27,744 --> 01:45:29,746 Hello? 979 01:45:47,848 --> 01:45:49,391 Hey! 980 01:45:49,558 --> 01:45:51,226 Hey! 981 01:46:01,111 --> 01:46:02,070 Nurse! 982 01:46:02,237 --> 01:46:04,239 - Where is she? - Who? 983 01:46:04,406 --> 01:46:06,867 Who took her? Somebody took my daughter. 984 01:46:07,034 --> 01:46:09,995 - You need to talk to the doctor. - But who took her? 985 01:46:10,162 --> 01:46:12,331 My daughter was in there last night. 986 01:46:12,498 --> 01:46:14,792 - Who took her away? - Hey, relax, pal! 987 01:46:14,958 --> 01:46:18,420 Don't tell me to relax! I'm looking for my daughter! Doctor! 988 01:46:18,587 --> 01:46:20,297 Doctor! Doctor! 989 01:46:20,464 --> 01:46:22,466 What have you done with her? 990 01:46:22,633 --> 01:46:24,718 Where is she? Where is she? 991 01:46:24,927 --> 01:46:27,638 Tell me where she is! Where is she? 992 01:46:27,805 --> 01:46:30,390 Where has she gone? Where? Where? Where? 993 01:46:32,851 --> 01:46:34,937 You leave me alone, you bastards! 994 01:46:35,103 --> 01:46:36,814 You fucking fiends! 995 01:46:36,980 --> 01:46:38,982 Tell me where she is! 996 01:46:41,235 --> 01:46:43,237 Get me to that man! 997 01:46:45,113 --> 01:46:47,658 I'm just looking for my daughter! 998 01:46:48,826 --> 01:46:52,371 - I said relax! - I want to know where she - 999 01:46:54,331 --> 01:46:57,042 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry. 1000 01:46:57,209 --> 01:46:58,669 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1001 01:46:58,836 --> 01:47:00,546 Sorry. 1002 01:47:00,712 --> 01:47:02,881 I'm sorry. I'm just a little bit... 1003 01:47:03,048 --> 01:47:06,927 I think I may just have... had a little too much to drink. Sorry. 1004 01:47:07,094 --> 01:47:10,389 I'm very worried about my daughter, you see. 1005 01:47:10,556 --> 01:47:13,016 But she's with her Uncle Gustave. 1006 01:47:13,183 --> 01:47:15,185 So she'll be all right. 1007 01:47:15,352 --> 01:47:17,521 I'm very sorry. Please forgive me. 1008 01:47:17,688 --> 01:47:20,023 She's gone to her... grandpa's farm. 1009 01:47:21,150 --> 01:47:23,235 She'll be absolutely fine there. 1010 01:47:23,402 --> 01:47:25,404 What better place for her? 1011 01:47:25,571 --> 01:47:27,906 I'm... I'm fine. 1012 01:47:28,073 --> 01:47:30,075 Please, I'm sorry. 1013 01:47:30,242 --> 01:47:32,244 So sorry. Thank you very much. 1014 01:47:32,411 --> 01:47:34,413 Sorry... Sorry. 1015 01:47:34,580 --> 01:47:36,582 So sorry. 1016 01:47:51,638 --> 01:47:53,640 I searched all our old haunts... 1017 01:47:53,807 --> 01:47:57,394 ..and for several months the trail remained warm. 1018 01:47:59,980 --> 01:48:04,359 The thief, the kidnapper, whatever you want to call him,... 1019 01:48:04,526 --> 01:48:06,195 ..he was clever. 1020 01:48:06,361 --> 01:48:08,363 He would disguise his name. 1021 01:48:08,530 --> 01:48:11,074 But I could always tell his handwriting. 1022 01:48:12,576 --> 01:48:14,369 Um... Sir! 1023 01:48:18,624 --> 01:48:20,709 He had very peculiar Ts, Ws and Ls. 1024 01:48:20,876 --> 01:48:23,378 Do you know his name? 1025 01:48:24,963 --> 01:48:26,965 What does he look like? 1026 01:48:29,426 --> 01:48:31,428 - Let me help. - No, please... 1027 01:48:33,430 --> 01:48:36,016 Ladies, I'm sorry. We're trying to find... 1028 01:48:36,183 --> 01:48:39,436 It must be hard for you who already know who it was... 1029 01:48:39,603 --> 01:48:41,855 ..to understand my mystification. 1030 01:48:50,447 --> 01:48:53,116 Or maybe you think I was imagining things. 1031 01:48:53,283 --> 01:48:54,868 ..my daughter. 1032 01:48:56,161 --> 01:49:00,874 Maybe you think it impossible that there could have been another like me. 1033 01:49:01,041 --> 01:49:05,838 Another mad lover ofnymphets following us over the great and uglyplains. 1034 01:49:06,004 --> 01:49:08,215 Well, you are right, ofcourse. 1035 01:49:08,382 --> 01:49:10,384 There was no-one else like me. 1036 01:49:19,643 --> 01:49:22,187 Eventually the trail went cold and dead. 1037 01:49:26,483 --> 01:49:29,153 And I went back to cold, dead Beardsley. 1038 01:50:23,832 --> 01:50:26,710 "Dear Dad, how's everything?" 1039 01:50:27,711 --> 01:50:30,130 "I'm married. I'm going to have a baby." 1040 01:50:32,466 --> 01:50:35,177 "I guess it'll come right around Christmas." 1041 01:50:37,137 --> 01:50:39,264 "This is a hard letter to write." 1042 01:50:39,431 --> 01:50:42,392 "I'm going nuts because we don't have enough... 1043 01:50:42,559 --> 01:50:44,895 ..to pay our debts and get out ofhere." 1044 01:50:46,438 --> 01:50:49,191 "Dick has been promised a bigjob in Alaska." 1045 01:50:51,777 --> 01:50:53,779 "Are you still mad at me?" 1046 01:50:54,988 --> 01:50:59,910 "Please send us a cheque, Dad. We could manage with three or four hundred,... 1047 01:51:00,077 --> 01:51:02,454 ..or even less. Anything is welcome." 1048 01:51:03,247 --> 01:51:06,416 "I have gone through much sadness and hardship." 1049 01:51:06,583 --> 01:51:08,585 "Yours expecting, Dolly." 1050 01:51:10,254 --> 01:51:12,256 "Mrs Richard F... 1051 01:51:14,383 --> 01:51:16,385 ..Schiller." 1052 01:52:35,798 --> 01:52:38,175 Well! 1053 01:53:09,039 --> 01:53:11,041 Come in. 1054 01:53:24,012 --> 01:53:26,014 You, Molly, stay out. 1055 01:53:26,181 --> 01:53:28,016 Good girl. 1056 01:53:28,183 --> 01:53:30,602 Husband at home? 1057 01:53:30,769 --> 01:53:32,563 Yeah. 1058 01:53:32,729 --> 01:53:35,691 Where do you wanna sit? The rocker or the divan? 1059 01:53:36,775 --> 01:53:38,777 Come sit with me on the divan. 1060 01:53:45,659 --> 01:53:47,244 Is that him? 1061 01:53:48,704 --> 01:53:50,664 Up the ladder? 1062 01:53:50,831 --> 01:53:53,500 You want me to call him in? 1063 01:53:54,418 --> 01:53:56,170 No. 1064 01:53:56,336 --> 01:53:59,006 He's not the one I want. 1065 01:54:00,757 --> 01:54:03,051 He's not the what? 1066 01:54:03,218 --> 01:54:05,345 You know what I mean. 1067 01:54:05,512 --> 01:54:07,723 Where is he? 1068 01:54:07,890 --> 01:54:09,892 Look... 1069 01:54:10,476 --> 01:54:15,022 Dick has nothing to do with all that stuff. He thinks you're my father. 1070 01:54:15,189 --> 01:54:17,441 Please don't bring up all that muck. 1071 01:54:19,193 --> 01:54:22,529 - All right, I'll find out myself. - You really don't know? 1072 01:54:29,787 --> 01:54:31,789 My God, Dad, it was Quilty. 1073 01:54:31,955 --> 01:54:34,082 It was Clare Quilty. 1074 01:54:42,216 --> 01:54:44,218 Yes. 1075 01:54:49,723 --> 01:54:51,850 Yes, of course. 1076 01:55:10,911 --> 01:55:12,704 Quilty. 1077 01:55:13,831 --> 01:55:15,833 Yeah. 1078 01:55:18,043 --> 01:55:21,713 He was the only man I was ever really crazy about. 1079 01:55:26,510 --> 01:55:28,720 What about me? 1080 01:55:56,290 --> 01:55:58,292 Where did he take you? 1081 01:56:02,337 --> 01:56:04,590 Just tell me. 1082 01:56:05,799 --> 01:56:08,635 Well, everybody knew he liked little girls. 1083 01:56:08,802 --> 01:56:13,682 He used to film them in his mansion over in Parkington, Pavor Manor. 1084 01:56:16,143 --> 01:56:19,313 But I wasn't gonna do all those things. 1085 01:56:20,814 --> 01:56:22,816 All what things? 1086 01:56:22,983 --> 01:56:25,068 Two girls and two boys or... 1087 01:56:25,235 --> 01:56:27,321 ..l don't know, three or four men. 1088 01:56:27,488 --> 01:56:29,948 And Vivian was filming the whole thing. 1089 01:56:30,115 --> 01:56:33,952 I said "No, I'm not gonna blow all those beastly boys." 1090 01:56:34,119 --> 01:56:36,246 "I want you." 1091 01:56:39,583 --> 01:56:41,460 So he threw me out. 1092 01:56:51,220 --> 01:56:53,222 I looked and looked at her... 1093 01:56:55,265 --> 01:56:58,560 ..and I knew, as clearly as I know that I will die,... 1094 01:56:58,727 --> 01:57:03,315 ..that I loved her more than anything I'd ever seen or imagined on earth. 1095 01:57:07,444 --> 01:57:11,406 She was only the dead leafecho of the nymphet from long ago... 1096 01:57:12,658 --> 01:57:15,035 ..but I loved her, this Lolita,... 1097 01:57:15,202 --> 01:57:18,664 ..pale andpolluted and big with another man's child. 1098 01:57:18,831 --> 01:57:22,000 She could fade and wither - I didn't care. 1099 01:57:24,002 --> 01:57:26,672 I would still go mad with tenderness... 1100 01:57:26,797 --> 01:57:28,799 ..at the mere sight ofher face. 1101 01:57:52,322 --> 01:57:54,324 Lolita... 1102 01:57:56,618 --> 01:58:00,706 From here to that old car that you know so well... 1103 01:58:00,873 --> 01:58:03,125 ..is a stretch of 25 paces. 1104 01:58:05,919 --> 01:58:08,422 Make those 25 steps... 1105 01:58:08,589 --> 01:58:10,591 ..with me, now. 1106 01:58:10,757 --> 01:58:15,179 You're saying you'll give us some money if I go to a motel with you? 1107 01:58:15,345 --> 01:58:17,306 No... No! 1108 01:58:17,473 --> 01:58:21,977 I'm saying leave here and come live with me, die with me, everything with me. 1109 01:58:23,145 --> 01:58:25,147 You're crazy. 1110 01:58:25,314 --> 01:58:28,025 If you refuse, you still get the money. 1111 01:58:28,192 --> 01:58:29,610 - Really? - Yeah. 1112 01:58:31,403 --> 01:58:33,405 There. Have it. 1113 01:58:42,414 --> 01:58:44,291 Oh my God. 1114 01:58:44,458 --> 01:58:47,753 You're giving us four thousand bucks? 1115 01:58:51,006 --> 01:58:52,633 - Thank you... - No... 1116 01:58:52,800 --> 01:58:54,802 Don't touch me. 1117 01:58:54,968 --> 01:58:56,970 I'll die if you touch me. 1118 01:58:58,305 --> 01:59:03,018 Just tell me... there's a chance you'll come with me. 1119 01:59:04,812 --> 01:59:06,814 No, honey. 1120 01:59:06,980 --> 01:59:09,316 I'd almost rather go back with Clare. 1121 01:59:12,778 --> 01:59:14,780 Oh... 1122 01:59:14,947 --> 01:59:16,949 I'll go now. 1123 01:59:19,076 --> 01:59:23,413 - Can I call Dick in to say goodbye? - No. I don't want to see him, at all. 1124 01:59:23,580 --> 01:59:26,625 I just want to go. 1125 01:59:36,093 --> 01:59:39,304 Lo, can you ever forget what I've done to you? 1126 01:59:44,476 --> 01:59:46,478 Say goodbye, Molly. 1127 01:59:47,563 --> 01:59:49,565 Say goodbye to my dad. 1128 02:00:56,840 --> 02:00:58,926 Dick! Guess what! 1129 02:01:19,863 --> 02:01:22,199 Ladies and gentlemen ofthejury,... 1130 02:01:22,366 --> 02:01:27,287 ..l have to say that I regret all I did before that last goodbye in Coalmont. 1131 02:01:29,331 --> 02:01:32,918 But I regret nothing of what came after. 1132 02:03:08,889 --> 02:03:10,891 Now, who are you? 1133 02:03:14,686 --> 02:03:16,772 Are you, by any chance, Brewster? 1134 02:03:23,153 --> 02:03:25,948 You know, you don't look like Jack Brewster. 1135 02:03:26,114 --> 02:03:29,618 I mean, the resemblance is not particularly striking. 1136 02:03:29,785 --> 02:03:34,289 Somebody told me he had a brother with the same phone company. 1137 02:03:34,456 --> 02:03:36,458 I'm neither of the Brewsters. 1138 02:03:43,507 --> 02:03:45,008 Pull over! 1139 02:03:46,093 --> 02:03:47,594 Pull over! 1140 02:03:50,806 --> 02:03:53,225 Do you recall a little girl named... 1141 02:03:55,060 --> 02:03:56,854 ..Dolores Haze? 1142 02:04:01,066 --> 02:04:03,485 You see, I'm her father. 1143 02:04:04,862 --> 02:04:06,363 Nonsense. 1144 02:04:06,530 --> 02:04:09,992 You're a foreigner. You're an agent of a foreign power. 1145 02:04:10,159 --> 02:04:12,244 You're a foreign literary agent. 1146 02:04:12,411 --> 02:04:14,830 She was my daughter. 1147 02:04:14,997 --> 02:04:16,999 She was my child. 1148 02:04:17,166 --> 02:04:19,543 Oh, you know, I adore children myself. 1149 02:04:19,710 --> 02:04:21,712 And fathers... 1150 02:04:21,879 --> 02:04:23,922 I love fathers. 1151 02:04:27,468 --> 02:04:29,261 Ah... 1152 02:04:29,428 --> 02:04:30,387 Sit down! 1153 02:04:32,097 --> 02:04:34,099 Oh. There they are. 1154 02:04:34,266 --> 02:04:36,518 Now we need matches. You got a light? 1155 02:04:36,685 --> 02:04:39,271 Quilty, I want you to concentrate. 1156 02:04:42,649 --> 02:04:44,318 You're about to die. 1157 02:04:44,485 --> 02:04:46,820 Ooh. 1158 02:04:54,787 --> 02:04:56,371 Jesus! 1159 02:04:57,748 --> 02:05:02,044 Do you want to be executed standing up or sitting down? 1160 02:05:02,211 --> 02:05:05,631 Just let me think, let me think. It's not an easy question. 1161 02:05:05,798 --> 02:05:08,258 Try to understand what is happening. 1162 02:05:08,425 --> 02:05:09,259 I- l-l-l... 1163 02:05:09,426 --> 02:05:12,805 - Remember Dolores Haze. - I'm willing... 1164 02:05:12,971 --> 02:05:16,308 I'm willing to try. I am. Just... 1165 02:05:16,475 --> 02:05:18,143 OK. Listen. 1166 02:05:18,310 --> 02:05:20,312 I made a mistake, which I regret,... 1167 02:05:20,479 --> 02:05:22,397 ..sincerely. 1168 02:05:22,564 --> 02:05:28,070 I couldn't have any fun with your Dolly. I'm practically impotent is the sad truth. 1169 02:05:28,237 --> 02:05:32,950 But she had a swell vacation, met some remarkable people. Hey, do you know - 1170 02:05:47,673 --> 02:05:49,133 Stay still! 1171 02:05:50,843 --> 02:05:52,803 Oh, God... 1172 02:05:53,637 --> 02:05:55,639 You cheated me. 1173 02:05:58,267 --> 02:06:00,269 You cheated me of my redemption. 1174 02:06:02,771 --> 02:06:06,441 - You have to die. - I don't know what you're talking about. 1175 02:06:06,608 --> 02:06:10,445 My memory and my eloquence are not at their best today. 1176 02:06:10,612 --> 02:06:14,950 But really, you have to admit you were never an ideal stepfather. 1177 02:06:15,117 --> 02:06:17,119 Hm? 1178 02:06:17,286 --> 02:06:19,746 I did not force your protégée to join me. 1179 02:06:19,913 --> 02:06:22,916 It was she who made me remove her to a happier home. 1180 02:06:23,083 --> 02:06:25,377 Look around you. See? 1181 02:06:25,544 --> 02:06:27,546 You see this house? 1182 02:06:27,713 --> 02:06:32,301 It's very cool in the summer. Comfortable. I suggest that you move in, hm? 1183 02:06:35,137 --> 02:06:37,347 I think you'll be happy here. 1184 02:06:38,432 --> 02:06:40,434 You can use my wardrobe. 1185 02:06:41,393 --> 02:06:44,563 We have the most reliable and bribable charwoman. 1186 02:06:44,730 --> 02:06:47,191 "Cleaning lady" is the American term. 1187 02:06:47,357 --> 02:06:50,944 She has not only daughters, she has granddaughters. 1188 02:06:51,111 --> 02:06:54,406 And I know a thing or two about the chief of police... 1189 02:06:54,573 --> 02:06:56,617 ..that makes him my slave. 1190 02:06:56,784 --> 02:06:58,869 My slave. Drop the gun. 1191 02:06:59,036 --> 02:07:01,538 And here's another thing. Drop the gun. 1192 02:07:01,705 --> 02:07:05,584 I have, upstairs, the most unique collection of erotica. 1193 02:07:05,751 --> 02:07:07,127 Drop the gun. Drop the gun. 1194 02:07:07,294 --> 02:07:11,423 Also, moreover, I can arrange for you to attend executions. 1195 02:07:11,590 --> 02:07:14,593 Not everybody knows the chair is painted yellow. 1196 02:07:17,095 --> 02:07:18,472 Somebody help! 1197 02:08:24,121 --> 02:08:25,789 Aargh! Agh! 1198 02:08:26,790 --> 02:08:28,792 That hurts, sir. 1199 02:08:28,959 --> 02:08:31,545 That hurts atrociously, my dear fellow. 1200 02:08:42,222 --> 02:08:44,224 God... 1201 02:08:44,391 --> 02:08:47,478 You should not continue in this fashion, really. 1202 02:09:18,175 --> 02:09:19,968 Get out! 1203 02:09:20,135 --> 02:09:21,804 Get out of here! 1204 02:11:31,183 --> 02:11:34,561 What I heard then was the melody ofchildren atplay. 1205 02:11:34,728 --> 02:11:36,730 Nothing but that. 1206 02:11:39,107 --> 02:11:42,277 And I knew that the hopelesslypoignant thing... 1207 02:11:42,444 --> 02:11:45,280 ..was not Lolita's absence from my side... 1208 02:11:46,949 --> 02:11:49,993 ..but the absence ofher voice from that chorus. 1209 02:14:12,344 --> 02:14:14,346 Subtitles by Visiontext 1210 02:16:10,420 --> 02:16:13,382 # When I was a kid about halfpast three 1211 02:16:13,549 --> 02:16:15,884 # My ma said "Daughter, come here to me" 1212 02:16:16,051 --> 02:16:19,012 # Says "Things may come and things may go" 1213 02:16:19,179 --> 02:16:21,723 # "But this is one thing you ought to know" 1214 02:16:21,890 --> 02:16:25,144 # "Oh, t'ain't what you do, it's the way that you do it" 1215 02:16:25,310 --> 02:16:28,397 # "T'ain't what you do, it's the way that you do it" 1216 02:16:28,564 --> 02:16:31,108 # "T'ain't what you do, it's the way that you do it" 1217 02:16:31,275 --> 02:16:33,277 # "That's what gets results" 1218 02:16:39,533 --> 02:16:42,202 # You've learned yourABCs 1219 02:16:42,327 --> 02:16:44,872 # You've learned your DFGs 1220 02:16:45,038 --> 02:16:49,126 # But this is something you don't learn in school 1221 02:16:50,961 --> 02:16:53,672 # So get your hip boots on 1222 02:16:53,839 --> 02:16:56,175 # And then you'll carry on 1223 02:16:56,341 --> 02:16:59,178 # But remember, ifyou try too hard 1224 02:16:59,344 --> 02:17:01,346 # It don't mean a thing 1225 02:17:01,513 --> 02:17:02,681 Take it easy! 1226 02:17:02,848 --> 02:17:05,267 # T'ain't what you make, it's the way that you make it 1227 02:17:05,434 --> 02:17:08,145 # T'ain't what you snake, it's the way that you snake it 1228 02:17:08,312 --> 02:17:11,023 - # T'ain't what you sing - # It's the way that you sing it 1229 02:17:11,190 --> 02:17:13,734 - # That's what gets results - # Bip ba di di do do 1230 02:17:13,901 --> 02:17:16,570 # T'ain't what you do, it's the way that you do it 1231 02:17:16,737 --> 02:17:19,323 # T'ain't what you do, it's the way that you do it 1232 02:17:19,490 --> 02:17:22,201 # T'ain't what you do, it's the way that you do it 1233 02:17:22,367 --> 02:17:25,162 # That's what gets results, rebop